What a grand day it will be when no one cares. A day I hope to live to see. Right now every jackass pastor, or priest, or whatever name some simpleton wants to call himself, has a say in American life.
Besides the crackheads who come out before every election yammering about whatever current conspiracy bullshit they are embracing, we have a group of prominent nut fucks influencing society. Thanks to Rick Warren, David Barton, James Dobson, Joyce Meyer and a slew of other bumbling bimbos, we as a country are unable to engage in discussions about real problems.
Take one of Warren's quotes, “Trusting God completely means having faith that He knows what is best for your life. You expect Him to keep His promises, help you with problems, and do the impossible when necessary.” What a horrific statement to make. Hey, you broke ass slob, relax, this is god's plan for you. Accept your plight, behave, it's all taken care of.
How easy it is to control the sheep. Obey motherfuckers and you will be rewarded with an eternal life of sucking ass.
Barton is revising American history as quickly as he can. His statements, though proven false over and over, make for disturbing reading; especially when so many believe his falsehoods. Yeah buddy, we know, Jesus talked about the minimum wage and capital gains taxes. Fuck, these guys will say anything to make a buck. I mean, this is what religion is all about, show me the money.
Morality from the rich perverted pukes is about you suffering, and them partying.
Dobson is a totally insane perverted soul. If you see him near your children, strike first. This guy thinks that "Pain is a marvelous purifier. . . It is not necessary to beat the child into submission; a little bit of pain goes a long way for a young child. However, the spanking should be of sufficient magnitude to cause the child to cry genuinely." He continues with "Some strong-willed children absolutely demand to be spanked, and their wishes should be granted. . . Two or three stinging strokes on the legs or buttocks with a switch are usually sufficient to emphasize the point, 'You must obey me.'"
How about I get a club and you obey me bitch, okay? Kick his ass immediately if you see him around children.
Every one of the top religious figures in the U.S. is bat shit crazy. Every one of them controls the lives of literally thousands, destroying the country with lies. Even women, who you'd think that by now would understand that religion is the shackles that holds them in bondage, are on the bandwagon. Joyce Meyer teaches her flock how to get better every day; just fucking say it and believe it. The exact quote, "The healing power of God is working in me right now. Every day I get better and better in every way.” No. If your sitting around with your thumb up your ass every day, it's not gettting better. You will only get better by learning something, by attempting a task, by being creative. Affirmations are useless, unless lying to yourself feels good and you have no goal in life but mental masturbation.
So many dumb fuckers wandering around telling people things that in no way help that person or the country.
What I'd like to see before I die are people ignoring the religious right. That when they come out and make some immoral foolish remark, nobody cares. Never again to be taken seriously by the vast majority of the country. That for once and for all they become the laughing stock of the world at large and are left behind with the rest of man's delusion of spiritual grandeur.
Also posted at The Cranky Atheist.