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Two sodium atoms walk into a bar.
One says to the other "I think I've lost an electron."
The other atom says "Are you sure?"
The first responds "I'm positive!"

 

 What do you get when you cross one barium atom with two sodium atoms?

 

 

 A BaNaNa.

 

 

 

The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The second says "I'll have some H2O too." Then he dies.

 

An astronomer, a physicist and a mathematician are on a train in Scotland. The astronomer looks out of the window, sees a black sheep standing in a field, and remarks, "How odd. Scottish sheep are black." "No, no, no!" says the physicist. "Only some Scottish sheep are black." The mathematician rolls his eyes at his companions' muddled thinking and says, "In Scotland, there is at least one sheep, at least one side of which appears to be black from here."
This is one of my all time favorite jokes.
ha ha!

Little Mary took a drink,

 but now she'll drink no more...

cause what she thought was H2O

was H2SO4

 

 

 

 

What do you call a beaker when it finishes it's education?

 

 

a graduated beaker.

(asked of a chemist) "Are you spontaneous?"

 

 

 

Chemist: "Yes, i am so spontaneous, that i am minus Delta G"

 

 

A Statistician walks into a bar, but the bartender says they do not serve Statisticians in that bar.

 

 

The statician replies, "That's mean."



To be or not to be or to be a distribution of be-ness.

Three staticians go hunting.

The first one crouches, shoots, but the bullet goes off to the left..

 

The second crouches, shoots, but the bullet goes off to the right..

 

The third statician, observing the first two shots, stood up and exclaimed, "WE GOT IT!!"

 

 

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