Hell, this might be even better than the stationary earth dude. Cutting off your balls should be an action that all religious men partake in.
The procedures are thought to have taken place around the year 2000.
However, victims are only coming forward after overcoming initial fears of speaking out against the widely-beloved Gurmeet Ram Rahim Singh, who has around 40 to 50 million followers worldwide, according to the Sydney Morning Herald.
Got to love it.
It's odd how much gawd interests himself in the bodily discharges of the Israelites. Do you think his interest is prurient it certainly sounds like it?
New King James version.
“Speak to the children of Israel, and say to them: ‘When any man has a discharge from his body, his discharge is unclean.
Obsession comes to mind.
He sees you when you're sleeping.
He knows when you're awake.
He knows when you've been bad or good,
And when you masturbate.
-- Aron Ra
He not only knows everything about us, but it seems he has a prurient interest in what we do with our private parts. Sickening
Ouch, there are better ways my dudes.
Insanity comes to mind.
outsanity comes to my mind, but that's not a word so you win.
There ARE??? Why do I doubt that? [smh!]
[And by that I mean, if there are ANY valid ways to “meet god,” I have yet to hear them!]