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Unpatriotic History (Betty Bowers)

Started by Loren Miller. Last reply by Mrs.B 1 hour ago. 2 Replies

What with the COVID-19 shutdown and all, Mrs. Betty Bowers, America's Best Christian, has taken to reading in her spare time, and what does she stumble upon?  A new work by author Chris Rodda:…Continue

Tags: Theocracy To Religious Liberty, Chris Rodda, America's Best Christian, Betty Bowers

Spotting #FakeChristians in Their Natural Habitat (Betty Bowers)

Started by Loren Miller. Last reply by Mrs.B Sep 2. 1 Reply

Having pointed out that Jerry Falwell, Jr. is one example of a current phenomenon known as #FakeChristians, Mrs. Betty Bowers, America's Best Christian, thought it wise to generalize her advice to…Continue

Tags: #FakeChristians, America's Best Christian, Betty Bowers

Fake Christian of the Week: Jerry Falwell, Jr. (Betty Bowers)

Started by Loren Miller. Last reply by Grinning Cat Aug 31. 5 Replies

Betty Bowers, America's Best Christian, has taken note of some of the less than pious activities being entertained by those who would simultaneously have us believe they are WAY holier than thou. …Continue

Tags: Liberty, University, , , Becki, Falwell, , , Jerry, Falwell, Jr., , , More…America's, Best, Christian"

The Whole Bible for People in a Rush (Betty Bowers)

Started by Loren Miller. Last reply by Mrs.B Aug 4. 9 Replies

Let's face it, wading through the bible is a pain in the patoot.  A page-turner it simply is NOT, between who begat whom, repeated plagues, and Yahweh smiting everything in sight.  Luckily for us,…Continue

Tags: bible, America's Best Christian, Betty Bowers

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Comment by Don on June 30, 2011 at 5:13pm
Right, Adriana.  Those goddamn butterflies, who do they think they are?
Comment by Adriana on June 30, 2011 at 3:18pm

Hahaha! Don, that is precious. i love The Onion.

 

I loved this:

 

To enforce the law, Kansas state police will be trained to investigate and apprehend organisms who exhibit suspected signs of evolutionary behavior, such as natural selection or speciation. Plans are underway to track and monitor DNA strands in every Kansan life form for even the slightest change in allele frequencies.

"Barn swallows that develop lighter, more streamlined builds to enable faster migration, for example, could live out the rest of their brief lives in prison," said Indiana University chemist and pro-intelligent-design author Robert Hellenbaum, who helped compose the language of the law. "And butterflies who mimic the wing patterns and colors of other butterflies for an adaptive advantage, well, their days of flouting God's will are over."

Comment by Don on June 30, 2011 at 3:03pm
Comment by Doone on June 30, 2011 at 9:28am
rock paper scissors alternate rules
Comment by A Former Member on June 29, 2011 at 6:28pm
Comment by A Former Member on June 29, 2011 at 9:36am
Adriana, that Miss USA parody was hilarious. I loved the one that pluralized maths.
Comment by Neo on June 28, 2011 at 8:19pm
Comment by Neo on June 28, 2011 at 8:09pm

These are the lyrics to one of my favorite songs. If you heard the song it self and read along you would laugh. The band is called Guttermouth. They have some really good thoughts on the world but make the music really fun to listen to. The "God bless society" part is a joke. If you heard the song you would know this.

   

Looking Good is all that Matters

  You can't predict if she'll stay or go
If she speaks again its a brick I'll throw
Don't you know
Her voice will make you want to hang yourself
But something
makes you want to stay

Looking good is all that matters
God bless our society

Looking good is all the matters.(x2)

 

Another day another donut hole
Damnit honey you can eat
Don't you eye my jelly roll
You know better, but can't help yourself
But puking
Keeps you looking great

 

Looking good is all that matters(x4)

God bless our society (x3)

 

Comment by Michel on June 28, 2011 at 7:57pm

I don't believe in math.

One the one hand you have math, on the other... non-math.

Alchemy, scientology, gymnastics, mixing drinks, and maths.

Numbers everywhere, there are numbers on phones, on houses, and oh, microwaves.

And this one is priceless:

Math should be left out of the equation.

 

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