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A group for freethinking humor. Let's share a good laugh, it always helps to see things more clearly.

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Donald Trump, because there is no god.

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Comment by Julien on March 22, 2011 at 11:29pm
Just saw an old lady in a wheelchair struggling up a hill. Was going to help but it was snowing.
Comment by Adriana on March 22, 2011 at 7:52pm
It looks like frog necrophilia...
Comment by Doone on March 22, 2011 at 7:28pm

Faces Of The Day

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Frogs mate on March 19, 2011 in Mijoux, eastern France. By Eric Feferberg/AFP/Getty Images.

Comment by Doone on March 16, 2011 at 9:16am
How many Gods does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: it depends how many arms they've got - and the Hindu Gods have more than anyone.
Comment by Jean Marie on March 15, 2011 at 4:40pm

Taoism
Shit happens.

Buddhism
If shit happens, it's not really shit.

Islam
If shit happens, it's the will of Allah.

Protestantism
Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.

Judaism
Why does this shit always happen to us?

Hinduism
This shit happened before.

Catholicism
Shit happens because you're bad.

Hare Krishna
Shit happens rama rama.

T.V. Evangelism
Send more shit.

Atheism
No shit.

Jehova's Witness
Knock knock, shit happens.

Hedonism
There's nothing like a good shit
happening.

Christian Science
Shit happens in your mind.

Agnosticism
Maybe shit happens, maybe it
doesn't.

Rastafarianism
Let's smoke this shit.

Existentialism
What is shit anyway?

Stoicism
This shit doesn't bother me.

Comment by Neal on March 14, 2011 at 8:30pm
Same here, except I had an Atari. The modem was a cradle for the phone handset. You'd dial the number then set it in the cradle after hearing computer tones. My first storage was a cassette recorder. When I would write simplistic programs in basic, would save to tape. Had to mark where the counter was to be able to upload it back to the processor.
Comment by Adriana on March 14, 2011 at 8:23pm
8 kilobytes of RAM, LOL, I remember those old days!
Comment by Michel on March 14, 2011 at 8:20pm

LOL

I've used computers during all these years. Started at home with a Vic20 and 8 kilobytes on RAM.

It could'nt even contain my avatar.
Comment by Doone on March 14, 2011 at 7:28pm

Shrinking Storage

Robot

David Isenberg summarizes a website's history of digital storage:

YEAR — Price of a Gigabyte

1981 — $300,000
1987 — $50,000
1990 — $10,000
1994 — $1000
1997 — $100
2000 — $10
2004 — $1
2010 — $0.10

(Hat tip: Cory Doctorow; Photo: Obsolete by Pawel Hynek via JWZ)

Comment by Doone on March 14, 2011 at 6:08pm
 

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