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Comment was by Kurt Neuleuf on August 16, 2022 at 4:53am

An atheist dies and goes to hell

The devil welcomes him and says:"Let me show you around a little bit." They walk through a nice park with green trees and the devil shows him a huge palace. "This is your house now, here are your keys." The man is happy and thanks the devil. The devil says:"No need to say thank you, everyone gets a nice place to live in when they come down here!"



They continue walking through the nice park, flowers everywhere, and the devil shows the atheist a garage full of beautiful cars. "These are your cars now!" and hands the man all the car keys. Again, the atheist tries to thank the devil, but he only says "Everyone down here gets some cool cars! How would you drive around without having cars?".



They walk on and the area gets even nicer. There are birds chirping, squirrels running around, kittens everywhere. They arrive at a fountain, where the most beautiful woman the atheist has ever seen sits on a bench. She looks at him and they instantly fall in love with each other. The man couldn´t be any happier. The devil says "Everyone gets to have their soulmate down here, we don´t want anyone to be lonely!"



As they walk on, the atheist notices a high fence. He peeks to the other side and is totally shocked. There are people in pools of lava, screaming in pain, while little devils run around and stab them with their tridents. Other devils are skinning people alive, heads are spiked, and many more terrible things are happening. A stench of sulfur is in the air.



Terrified, the man stumbles backwards, and asks the devil "What is going on there?" The devil just shrugs and says: "Those are the christians, I don´t know why, but they prefer it that way"
Comment was by Kurt Neuleuf on August 16, 2022 at 4:37am

The Great Debate (Wasn't So Great After All). | Cassidy McGillicuddy

Comment was by Mrs.B on August 5, 2022 at 1:21pm

Most annoying!

Comment was by Chris B on August 5, 2022 at 7:31am

Similar thoughts about cardrivers with very loud music and open windows at 2 oçlock on a summer night...

Comment was by Kurt Neuleuf on August 5, 2022 at 7:14am

Were I religious, i would get on my knees and pray for some deity to shut up the dog next door who barks consistently all day and night.

Being 60% atheist and 40% agnostic, i am contemplating taking a photo of the offending dog with a particular camera which has .22 calibre lead projectile film.  I love dogs, but I would love some sleep too .

Comment was by Mrs.B on July 22, 2022 at 1:10pm

Now needs a doggie helper.

Comment was by Kurt Neuleuf on July 22, 2022 at 7:00am

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Comment was by Mrs.B on July 8, 2022 at 1:23pm

Most of us are Carlin fans, I'm sure.

Comment was by Stephen Brodie on July 8, 2022 at 6:12am

Kurt thanks for reminding me just how good George Carlin was.

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