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Unpatriotic History (Betty Bowers)

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What with the COVID-19 shutdown and all, Mrs. Betty Bowers, America's Best Christian, has taken to reading in her spare time, and what does she stumble upon?  A new work by author Chris Rodda:…Continue

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Spotting #FakeChristians in Their Natural Habitat (Betty Bowers)

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Having pointed out that Jerry Falwell, Jr. is one example of a current phenomenon known as #FakeChristians, Mrs. Betty Bowers, America's Best Christian, thought it wise to generalize her advice to…Continue

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Fake Christian of the Week: Jerry Falwell, Jr. (Betty Bowers)

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Betty Bowers, America's Best Christian, has taken note of some of the less than pious activities being entertained by those who would simultaneously have us believe they are WAY holier than thou. …Continue

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The Whole Bible for People in a Rush (Betty Bowers)

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Let's face it, wading through the bible is a pain in the patoot.  A page-turner it simply is NOT, between who begat whom, repeated plagues, and Yahweh smiting everything in sight.  Luckily for us,…Continue

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Comment was by Mrs.B on August 14, 2020 at 8:14pm

Hmmmmm....could be.....

Comment was by Stephen on August 14, 2020 at 8:10pm

ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?

 Do you think the Attorney is a born again Christian?

Comment was by Mrs.B on August 14, 2020 at 7:44pm

These are from a book called "Disorder in the Court" and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place. I think all were from the law firm of Dewey, Cheatem and Howe. LOL #Law #humour #court #CourtReporters

ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.

ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?
WITNESS: July 18th.

ATTORNEY: What year?
WITNESS: Every year.

ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you?
WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.

ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you?
WITNESS: Forty-five years.

ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?

ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: He's 20, very close to your IQ.

ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you shitting me?

ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.

ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Getting laid.

ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.

ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None

ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Your Honor, I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?

ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.

ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Take a guess.

ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.

ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male.

ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.

ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead
people?
WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.

ATTORNEY: ALL of your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you attend?
WITNESS: Oral.

ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM.

ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.

ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.

ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.

ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No

ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.

ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practising law.

Comment was by Joan Denoo on August 14, 2020 at 1:54am

Women, know your strengths, your ability to process complex ideas and present reasonable, rational, and responsible interpretations. Some women reveal care for the welfare of others as they make their stand with competent thought. Some men have these qualities as well.

Now, let's burn that "Women, Know your limits" video and get down to an interesting discussion.  

Comment was by Chris B on August 14, 2020 at 1:24am

Great! Now make men and women change places...

Comment was by Mrs.B on August 14, 2020 at 12:47am

Oh barf!

Comment was by Stephen on August 13, 2020 at 10:53pm

Women: Know Your Limits! Harry Enfield - British Satire.

Comment was by Mrs.B on August 11, 2020 at 11:05pm

At least those two have functioning brains, that they don't have to brag about.

Comment was by Grinning Cat on August 11, 2020 at 10:46pm

For me, "stable genius" brings this to mind: 

Comment was by Mrs.B on August 11, 2020 at 3:32pm

Can't forget the stable genius part too.

 

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