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"Even in Europe, Spain under the Moors and the Byzantine Empire were not in the "Dark…"
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Davy commented on Loren Miller's group Quote Of The Day
"Lies are forever attired whilst truth requires no raiment so she forever goes naked.  Forever…"
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Joan Denoo commented on Sydni Moser's group AGING ATHEISTS
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Mrs.B commented on Sydni Moser's group AGING ATHEISTS
"Might be worth a try."
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Stephen Brodie commented on Sydni Moser's group AGING ATHEISTS
"I agree with you Mrs.B the last thing that should happen is wasted vaccines. I…"
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Stephen Brodie commented on Sydni Moser's group AGING ATHEISTS
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Mrs.B commented on Sydni Moser's group AGING ATHEISTS
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Excuse Our Coups! (Betty Bowers)

Started by Loren Miller. Last reply by Davy Feb 20. 6 Replies

It's been a bit over two weeks since the debacle at the Capitol happened, and I must confess that I was expecting Betty Bowers, America's Best Christian, to make herself heard on the topic a bit…Continue

Tags: January, 6, sedition, insurrection, America's Best Christian

Donald Trump Reacts to the Election Being Called (Betty Bowers)

Started by Loren Miller. Last reply by Loren Miller Nov 8, 2020. 6 Replies

Flash News!  Ace reporter and America's Best Christian, Betty Bowers, has uncovered unusual activities inside the White House in the wake of the announcement of Joe Biden's victory at the polls. …Continue

Tags: election, Joe Biden, Donald Trump, America's Best Christian, Betty Bowers

Unpatriotic History (Betty Bowers)

Started by Loren Miller. Last reply by Mrs.B Sep 30, 2020. 2 Replies

What with the COVID-19 shutdown and all, Mrs. Betty Bowers, America's Best Christian, has taken to reading in her spare time, and what does she stumble upon?  A new work by author Chris Rodda:…Continue

Tags: Theocracy To Religious Liberty, Chris Rodda, America's Best Christian, Betty Bowers

Spotting #FakeChristians in Their Natural Habitat (Betty Bowers)

Started by Loren Miller. Last reply by Mrs.B Sep 2, 2020. 1 Reply

Having pointed out that Jerry Falwell, Jr. is one example of a current phenomenon known as #FakeChristians, Mrs. Betty Bowers, America's Best Christian, thought it wise to generalize her advice to…Continue

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Comment was by Randall Smith on January 27, 2021 at 8:09am

A real LOL was induced!

Comment was by Chris B on January 27, 2021 at 5:20am

Thanks, Patricia, it's very funny!

Comment was by Joan Denoo on January 27, 2021 at 3:13am

Patricia, you come up with the most hilarious stories! What a great laugh this one is. 

Comment was by Mrs.B on January 26, 2021 at 8:43pm

Hahahaha.....

Comment was by Stephen Brodie on January 26, 2021 at 8:40pm

 Mrs B, I loved the Miss Beatrice story. Thanks.

Comment was by Idaho Spud on January 26, 2021 at 6:37pm

That was a smile-inducer.  

Comment was by Mrs.B on January 26, 2021 at 1:57pm

Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.

As he sat facing her old pump organ, the young minister noticed a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water. In the water floated, of all things, a condom! When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist.

"Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?" pointing to the bowl. "Oh, yes" she replied, "isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter!" The pastor fainted.

Hahaha! 😃😃😃

Comment was by Mrs.B on January 26, 2021 at 1:06pm

Needs an extra large.

Comment was by Stephen Brodie on January 26, 2021 at 6:20am

Government guidelines say facemasks' should be worn over both mouth and carrotSnowman built by children in Paddington Recreation Ground near where I live. The children screamed with delight because they hadn't ever seen snow before.

Comment was by Stephen Brodie on January 26, 2021 at 5:45am

Good one Mrs B

 

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