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"Even in Europe, Spain under the Moors and the Byzantine Empire were not in the "Dark…"
"Sweating has always been an issue for me which is why I have a glass or cup of something on the go…"
"Good to hear Ian that your test turned up nothing serious.
As for peeing for me it is of a normal…"
"Spring has sprung, and the grass has rize and a young man's thoughts turn to fancy.
To much…"
"Good to see Stephen.
I wandered lonely as a cloud
That floats on high o'er vales and…"
"Lies are forever attired whilst truth requires no raiment so she forever goes naked.
Forever…"
"Yeah well the funny thing is that the Dark Ages only existed in the European world the rest of the…"
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Excuse Our Coups! (Betty Bowers)
Started by Loren Miller. Last reply by Davy Feb 20. 6 Replies 4 Likes
It's been a bit over two weeks since the debacle at the Capitol happened, and I must confess that I was expecting Betty Bowers, America's Best Christian, to make herself heard on the topic a bit…Continue
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Donald Trump Reacts to the Election Being Called (Betty Bowers)
Started by Loren Miller. Last reply by Loren Miller Nov 8, 2020. 6 Replies 4 Likes
Flash News! Ace reporter and America's Best Christian, Betty Bowers, has uncovered unusual activities inside the White House in the wake of the announcement of Joe Biden's victory at the polls. …Continue
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Unpatriotic History (Betty Bowers)
Started by Loren Miller. Last reply by Mrs.B Sep 30, 2020. 2 Replies 4 Likes
What with the COVID-19 shutdown and all, Mrs. Betty Bowers, America's Best Christian, has taken to reading in her spare time, and what does she stumble upon? A new work by author Chris Rodda:…Continue
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Spotting #FakeChristians in Their Natural Habitat (Betty Bowers)
Started by Loren Miller. Last reply by Mrs.B Sep 2, 2020. 1 Reply 2 Likes
Having pointed out that Jerry Falwell, Jr. is one example of a current phenomenon known as #FakeChristians, Mrs. Betty Bowers, America's Best Christian, thought it wise to generalize her advice to…Continue
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Comment was by Mrs.B on January 25, 2021 at 5:44pm
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Hahahaha....we even have Kick Ass & Smart Ass coffees...
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Comment was by Stephen Brodie on January 25, 2021 at 5:17am
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When we in the UK say that man deserves a kick up the arse it just wouldn't sound right any other way.
"buttocks," Old English ærs "tail, rump," from Proto-Germanic *arsoz (cf.Old Saxon, Old High German, Old Norse ars, Middle Dutch ærs, German Arsch "buttock"
Joan. We have the same saying but its Half Arsed.
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Funny ass man
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My former husband, a career military man, claimed that when an officer reached a certain level, there was a full asterisk after his name, and if he reached a level below that one, there was a half asterisk after his name, or he was half-assed. I can't remember what the rank was, can you?
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Comment was by Grinning Cat on January 24, 2021 at 7:04pm
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Catching up to the earlier threads --
Good thing Girl Scout Cookies aren't, as Wednesday Addams wondered, made from real Girl Scouts!
And as an American I'd say that we primarily use "ass" in the human-posterior sense, and that it's emphatically not a euphemism; the same people who get offended at "fuck" would object to "ass" unless it was the four-footed kind.
Spud, you beat me to it! I was about to post a similar limerick! Which reminds me...
"The limerick packs laughs anatomical
Into space that is quite economical.
But the good ones I've seen
So seldom are clean
And the clean ones so seldom are comical."(Attributed to Roger Gordon at poemhunter.com; my admittedly hasty search didn't turn up another confirmation for this "anonymous" limerick.)
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Depending on where you are in Canada seems to dictate which. My ancestry is British, & that applies to a great percentage of our population as well, so many of us lean to those roots rather than the US, although US television has had a lot of influences too. Most of our channels are from there.
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Comment was by Idaho Spud on January 24, 2021 at 12:55pm
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There was a young girl from Madras
Who had quite a wonderful ass.
Not rounded and pink,
as you possibly think,
it was grey, had long ears, and ate grass!
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Thank you, Davy I too imagined that the Americans changed the word Arse to Ass because they would rather use a euphemism then to swear.
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Chris B. As an Atheist, I would be furious if I bought some kinderpindakaas and I found that there were no children in it.lol
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