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Freethought and Funny Bones

A group for freethinking humor. Let's share a good laugh, it always helps to see things more clearly.

Atheist Universe Comedy Cellar

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The Whole Bible for People in a Rush (Betty Bowers)

Started by Loren Miller. Last reply by Mrs.B Aug 4. 9 Replies

Let's face it, wading through the bible is a pain in the patoot.  A page-turner it simply is NOT, between who begat whom, repeated plagues, and Yahweh smiting everything in sight.  Luckily for us,…Continue

Tags: bible, America's Best Christian, Betty Bowers

..., because there is no god.

Started by Tom Sarbeck. Last reply by Chris Jun 24, 2019. 15 Replies

Donald Trump, because there is no god.

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Mexican Flag From Trump Tower in Canada

Started by Mrs.B. Last reply by Mrs.B Aug 23, 2018. 4 Replies

In the news…Continue

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Comment by Stephen on July 9, 2020 at 6:19pm

Irate James O'Brien caller: Boris Johnson "kicked the country in the teeth" by supporting Cummings

Comment by Mrs.B on July 9, 2020 at 6:00pm

And a cheap bugger too.

Comment by Stephen on July 9, 2020 at 5:54pm

Canada gods country  haha

Comment by Mrs.B on July 9, 2020 at 4:49pm

A photographer on vacation was inside a church taking photographs when he noticed a golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read '$10,000 per call'.

The American, being intrigued, asked a priest who was strolling by what the telephone was used for.

The priest replied that it was a direct line to heaven and that for
$10,000 you could talk to God.

The American thanked the priest and went along his way.

Next stop was in Atlanta . There, at a very large cathedral, he saw the same golden telephone with the same sign under it.

He wondered if this was the same kind of telephone he saw in Orlando and he asked a nearby nun what its purpose was.

She told him that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 he could talk to God.

'O.K., thank you,' said the American.

He then traveled to Indianapolis , Washington DC , Philadelphia
Boston and New York .

In every church he saw the same golden telephone with the same '$10,000 per call' sign under it.

The American, upon leaving Vermont decided to travel up to Canada to see if Canadians had the same phone.

He arrived in Canada , and again, in the first church he entered,
there was the same golden telephone, but this time the sign under it read '50 cents per call.'

The American was surprised so he asked the priest about the sign. 'Father, I've traveled all over America and I've seen this same golden telephone in many churches. I'm told that it is a direct line to Heaven, but in the US the price was$10,000 per call.

Why is it so cheap here?'

The priest smiled and answered, 'You're in Canada now, son ... it's a local call.'

Comment by Mrs.B on July 9, 2020 at 2:33am

From the parts I was able to understand, she is right on target.

Comment by Stephen on July 8, 2020 at 8:26pm

Sorry to those who can't understand the cockney ladies accent but her attitude to Borass was deliciously disrespectful to the blond-haired bimbo.

James O'Brien caller gives a hilarious analysis of Boris Johnson.

Comment by Mrs.B on July 7, 2020 at 1:39pm

We need the laughs now.

Comment by Onyango Makagutu on July 7, 2020 at 2:41am

Mrs. B that cake joke is hilarious.

Jimmy Carr is brilliant

Comment by Mrs.B on July 6, 2020 at 7:37pm

Agreed.

Comment by Stephen on July 6, 2020 at 7:35pm

Jimmy Carr brilliant. 

 

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