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A group for freethinking humor. Let's share a good laugh, it always helps to see things more clearly.

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..., because there is no god.

Started by Tom Sarbeck. Last reply by Chris Jun 24, 2019. 15 Replies

Donald Trump, because there is no god.

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Mexican Flag From Trump Tower in Canada

Started by Mrs.B. Last reply by Mrs.B Aug 23, 2018. 4 Replies

In the news…Continue

Begging

Started by Mrs.B. Last reply by Mrs.B Feb 26, 2017. 7 Replies

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The Stand-up Comedy Clip Thread

Started by A Former Member. Last reply by Chris Nov 5, 2016. 10 Replies

Post your favorite stand-up comedian skits here. No limits on content, but if it is NSFW please say so. I like the old-timers.   Here's a Phyllis Diller impersonator.    Continue

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Comment by Mrs.B on March 4, 2020 at 2:30pm

A pastor, known for his lengthy sermons, noticed a man get up and leave during the middle of his message.
The man returned just before the conclusion of the service.
Afterward the pastor asked the man where he had gone. ''I went to get a haircut,'' was the reply.
''But,'' said the pastor, ''why didn't you do that before the service?''
''Because,'' the gentleman said, ''I didn't need one then.''

Comment by Stephen on February 22, 2020 at 1:47am

Oh no just found out she's a Canadian Gal comedian.

Comment by Stephen on February 22, 2020 at 1:45am

It says Betty Bowers is played by Deven Green.

Does that mean that this Gal is a Guy?

Comment by Mrs.B on February 22, 2020 at 1:38am

Comment by Mrs.B on February 20, 2020 at 1:47pm

Money is gawd.

Comment by Stephen on February 20, 2020 at 1:04pm

Doone, I would usually say that the Krishna Trump guy is totally bonkers and off his trolly, but often in these cases, there's is a method to their madness. (MONEY)

Comment by Doone on February 20, 2020 at 10:32am

An Indian man is so convinced President Trump is his “god,” he has a life-size statue as a shrine in his garden — and offers him daily prayers.

“Instead of praying to other gods, I started praying to him,” Bussa Krishna said, calling the president “my god, Donald Trump.”

“My love for him has transformed into reverence.”

Krishna, 37, started worshiping Trump four years ago when he says he came to him in a dream, hiring 15 laborers to work with him for a month to make the 6-foot statue in his village in the southern state of Telangana.

“He is like a god to me, that is the reason I had his statue built,” he told New Delhi TV (NDTV) of his shrine showing Trump in a red tie and blue suit with his right arm raised in a wave.

“Every Friday I fast for Trump’s long life. I also carry his picture and pray to him before commencing any work,” he told the station.

Krishna, who lives alone, is now known locally as Trump Krishna, and his statue-adorned house has been dubbed Trump House.

Comment by Mrs.B on February 17, 2020 at 2:17pm

Yeah, & any others they come up with too.

Comment by Stephen on February 17, 2020 at 1:56pm

Yeah well, all the better to avoid those two services.

Comment by Mrs.B on February 17, 2020 at 1:40pm

One Sunday morning, the priest saw little Davey staring up at the large plaque that hung in the church's foyer. The plaque was covered with names and small American flags were mounted on either side of it.

"Father Donovan," the boy asked, "what is this?

"Well, son, it's a memorial to all the young men and women who died in the service," the priest explained. They stood together quietly, staring at the memorial plaque.

Little Davey softly asked, "Which service? The 9:00 or the 10:30?"

 

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