Let's face it, wading through the bible is a pain in the patoot. A page-turner it simply is NOT, between who begat whom, repeated plagues, and Yahweh smiting everything in sight. Luckily for us, Betty Bowers, America's Best Christian, has done a lovely job of creating a Cliffs Notes version for those of us without the patience (or the stomach!) to plow through all those 66 books.
Mrs. Bowers, that's your cue!
Have You Had YOUR Betty Today?
Well that brings me right up to speed.
Mrs Betty Bowers is truly a great American and a wonderful Christian god bless her and all who watch her.
Except the she's a Canadian part.
Au, contraire, mon frere! Deven Green may be Canadian, but Betty Bowers is as American as Apple Computer ... or something like that! [grin!]
Obviously a split personality....hahaha....
Grear with my first coffee, thanks!
This is hilarious. The bible in two minutes and we are all up to speed