The Government today announced that it is changing its emblem from a Beaver to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance.
A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of dicks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed!
Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that!
That would be a good idea !!!!!!!!! (well the new emblem) !!!!!!!
That's better than the In "God We Trust" motto for the U.S.. Apparently E pluibus unum is out the window.