“I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men. They are far superior and always have been. Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.

If you give her sperm, she will give you a baby.

If you give her a house, she will give you a home.

If you give her groceries, she will give you a meal.

If you give her a smile, she will give you her heart.

She multiplies and enlarges whatever is given to her.

So if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit!”

― Sir William Gerald Golding, (September 1911 -  June 1993), a British novelist, playwright, and poet.  Best known for his debut novel, Lord of the Flies (1954), he published another twelve volumes of fiction in his lifetime.