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Fuck Me In The Ass Because I Love Jesus

Definitely NSFW, but damn funny.

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Comment by Neal on February 14, 2013 at 6:54pm

Careful. Don't be posting my pic here. =)

Comment by doone on February 14, 2013 at 4:30pm

Love the title of this video, i am going to pile anything dealing with asses here

ASSHOLES WE HAVE KNOWN

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Perhaps controversially, James also questions the belief that assholes are always men. Received opinion has it that a female who betrays asshole qualities is, by simple linguistic convention, referred to as a 'bitch'. Not so - he cites as an example the rabid right-wing 'commentator', the spittle-flecked horror Ann Coulter. The difference? 'The bitch betrays you behind your back. The asshole fails to recognize [your justifiable complaints] to your face.' The thrust of James's thesis is timely. We live under what he terms asshole capitalism: a proposition with which few would argue. The entitlement, the deafness, the ruinous depradations of the group we refer to, in shorthand, as 'the bankers' are all too visible; the annulment of Fred Goodwin's knighthood is only one tiny cough of disapproval, and I bet Goodwin, in his inner asshole, feels affronted and hard done by. It's not new, and it's not confined to the powerful. James was moved to draw up his theory by the sight of asshole surfers who screw things up for everyone else because they feel entitled to. And the Romans had no shortage of assholes, as anyone who has read Juvenal, Martial, Petronius or Horace will know.

more from Michael Bywater at Literary Review here.

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Comment by Neal on February 13, 2013 at 4:01pm

Just noticed the "Anal convention." Brazen bastards aren't they? =)

Comment by doone on February 13, 2013 at 9:09am


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Comment by Adriana on January 19, 2013 at 12:24pm

LOLZ, yes, this is funny! Where were they performing?

"Thanks for giving me holes to choose from" LOLZ!!!

Comment by Michel on January 19, 2013 at 10:23am

and god's into sodomy

but only if you're straight

....

Thanks for the lyrics =)

Comment by doone on January 19, 2013 at 10:21am

Der Kinderfuckenlieder

By  January 19th, 2013

The country changes but the song remains the same:

A report about child sexual abuse in the Roman Catholic Church in Germany, based on victim accounts and released by the church this week, showed that priests carefully planned their assaults and frequently abused the same children repeatedly for years.
[...]
The church’s credibility regarding its commitment to an impartial investigation suffered a fresh blow last week when the bishops canceled an independent study into the abuse scandal amid allegations by the independent investigator, Christian Pfeiffer, that the church was censoring information.

Also, too, rape babies are a present from God:

Germans were further outraged by reports this week that two Roman Catholic hospitals in Cologne had refused to carry out a gynecological examination on a 25-year-old suspected rape victim. An emergency doctor who had helped the woman told the newspaper Kölner Stadt-Anzeiger that the hospitals cited ethical objections to advise women on unwanted pregnancies and on steps that can be taken to prevent them, like the morning-after pill. The Archdiocese of Cologne denied that the church refuses to treat rape victims. The hospitals blamed a “misunderstanding” and said the matter was under investigation.

Comment by Neal on January 19, 2013 at 9:41am

Lolz!

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