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Bird Turd Jesus: Ohio Man Jim Lawry Says Dropping On His Windshield Is Image Of Christ
It isn't the Shroud of Turin. It's the Turd of Brooklyn.
Jim Lawry of Brooklyn, Ohio, tells NewsNet5 that he's "amazed" by the image of Jesus Christ that he, family and friends see in a bird poop plopped on his windshield. He told the station he thinks it's a sign.
In a YouTube video posted Monday, Lawry marveled at how it looked like a regular old dropping from the outside of the car -- but from the inside it looked, well, divine. The video has since been deleted.
"It's like a perfect portrait," he says in the video. "It's like Jesus staring right at me."
MSN writes that it looks more like a "dog wearing a wig" than the Son of God, and is perhaps more a sign that the car needs washing.
But sometimes one bird's excrement can mean one human's excitement. In August, Brandon Tudor of Illinois spotted a turd on his windshield that he thought was adead ringer for Michael Jackson. But Tudor's plan to auction it on eBay washed away in the rain.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/02/25/bird-turd-jesus_n_2759963....
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Comment by Neo on March 7, 2013 at 4:39pm -
Do they really want their Messiah coming for the ass of a bird? Desperation is taking hold the days.
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Comment by Adriana on February 27, 2013 at 11:48am -
AHAHAHA! Neal! I like that dark humor.
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Comment by Neal on February 27, 2013 at 11:34am -
Should of left the tooth pics on with a few nails.
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Comment by Persephone on February 27, 2013 at 11:24am -
I say the guy took a toothpick to the turd and molded the Jesus face in to it
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Comment by Neal on February 27, 2013 at 9:59am
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Where's that pic of the dog people mistook for a lion? He's the model for this shit. =)
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Comment by Adriana on February 27, 2013 at 8:59am
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I think the shit splat looks like the head of a lion, kinda like a dog wearing a wig, LOLZ
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Comment by Neal on February 26, 2013 at 2:09pm
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That we do. =)
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Comment by Persephone on February 26, 2013 at 1:30pm
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HAHA Neal too funny. So as we all knew it's all a pile of S**T.
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Comment by Michel on February 26, 2013 at 1:03pm -
Pareidolia shows its weird head again.
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Comment by Neal on February 26, 2013 at 12:58pm
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I have seen this, and think it's pretty damn funny. My comment at the time was something like, "I knew religion was fool of bullshit, but it appears to be pretty fowl as well."
Hey, paraphrasing myself! =)
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