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Comment by Michel on April 6, 2013 at 10:23am

@Dallas - Again, I was about to post this =) Here's my counter-measure:

Comment by Dallas the Phallus on April 5, 2013 at 9:16pm

Florida woman finds ‘sign from God’ on Goldfish cracker

It’s a fishy story, but the woman telling it believes it's pure gold. The Florida resident says the markings she found on a Goldfish crackerare a direct message affirming her Christian faith.

“I believe that it’s a sign, a sign from God,” Patti Burke told WKMG. “He is still in our life every day, and he wants to show that to his people.”

It's not quite manna, but in Burke's eyes it's a manifestation of her faith. [sigh]

Comment by Michel on March 16, 2013 at 3:19pm

A Squatch!!

@Neal - The alien had the form of her middle finger.

Comment by doone on March 16, 2013 at 9:52am

BlackBody

Nice dark figure stretching across the galaxy. Keeping it simple.

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Comment by Dallas the Phallus on March 16, 2013 at 9:41am

Oh honey, you probe me like no other man. 

Comment by Davy on March 15, 2013 at 3:37pm

Yeah in her dreams!

Comment by Neal on March 15, 2013 at 11:01am

Woman says her alien lovers are better at sex than any Earthling

Men of Earth, don't even try to satisfy Stephany Fay Cohen. The self-described psychic says that not only does she interact with races of aliens ranging from "The Greys" to cat men and octopus people, she also has had sexual encounters with them.

msn

Comment by doone on March 13, 2013 at 6:45pm

Gay Sex Will Explode Your Televison

"Exploding into smithereens" sounds like an awesome orgasm.

Labels: asshattery, crackpots, religion, Robert Jeffress

Comment by doone on March 6, 2013 at 6:27pm

How Pigs fly through the Milky Way

via carry-on-my-wayward-butt:vantasticmess:w-for-wumbo:

Also this though.

(via openendedsky)

Comment by doone on March 5, 2013 at 7:29am

 Bacon Jello:

Get the recipe here!

Source: instructables.com

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