More Alien death rays please. =)
The Huffington Post | By Andy Campbell
Posted: 06/12/2012 12:14 pm
Werner Bock and one of his seemingly malnourished cows, in a video he shot in 2010.
A Canadian farmer has lost at least 250 cows in the past 10 years. While the government has charged him and says he failed to feed them, the farmer claims the alien defense.
Werner Bock has posted plenty of YouTube videos in recent years detailing his cattle's malnourished appearance, sunken features and hair loss. He declares that his cows were the victims of "death rays," some form of alien weapon that's been covered up by the Royal Canadian Mounted Police.
I second that motion: we want more alien deathrays!
Yes, the Mounties are covering up their inability to keep aliens from targeting this particular farmer's cattle. They do that all the time.