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Permalink Reply by Jean Marie on April 1, 2011 at 4:35pm

Two sodium atoms walk into a bar.
One says to the other "I think I've lost an electron."
The other atom says "Are you sure?"
The first responds "I'm positive!"

 

Permalink Reply by Jean Marie on April 1, 2011 at 5:14pm

 What do you get when you cross one barium atom with two sodium atoms?

 

 

 A BaNaNa.

 

 

 

Permalink Reply by doone on April 1, 2011 at 4:36pm

The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The second says "I'll have some H2O too." Then he dies.

 

Permalink Reply by doone on April 1, 2011 at 4:39pm

An astronomer, a physicist and a mathematician are on a train in Scotland. The astronomer looks out of the window, sees a black sheep standing in a field, and remarks, "How odd. Scottish sheep are black." "No, no, no!" says the physicist. "Only some Scottish sheep are black." The mathematician rolls his eyes at his companions' muddled thinking and says, "In Scotland, there is at least one sheep, at least one side of which appears to be black from here."

Permalink Reply by Adriana on April 2, 2011 at 9:46am

This is one of my all time favorite jokes.

Permalink Reply by Jean Marie on April 1, 2011 at 5:02pm

ha ha!

Permalink Reply by Jean Marie on April 1, 2011 at 5:27pm

Little Mary took a drink,

 but now she'll drink no more...

cause what she thought was H2O

was H2SO4

 

 

 

 

Permalink Reply by Jean Marie on April 1, 2011 at 4:37pm

What do you call a beaker when it finishes it's education?

 

 

a graduated beaker.

Permalink Reply by Jean Marie on April 1, 2011 at 4:40pm

(asked of a chemist) "Are you spontaneous?"

 

 

 

Chemist: "Yes, i am so spontaneous, that i am minus Delta G"

 

 

Permalink Reply by Jean Marie on April 1, 2011 at 4:42pm

A Statistician walks into a bar, but the bartender says they do not serve Statisticians in that bar.

 

 

The statician replies, "That's mean."

Permalink Reply by doone on April 1, 2011 at 4:48pm

To be or not to be or to be a distribution of be-ness.

Permalink Reply by Jean Marie on April 1, 2011 at 4:48pm

Three staticians go hunting.

The first one crouches, shoots, but the bullet goes off to the left..

 

The second crouches, shoots, but the bullet goes off to the right..

 

The third statician, observing the first two shots, stood up and exclaimed, "WE GOT IT!!"

 

 

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