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Permalink Reply by Adriana on April 25, 2012 at 2:55pm

I need sex for a clear complexion, but I'd rather do it for love.
Joan Crawford

"Women can fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships"

Sharon Stone

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?
Bette Midler

Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer.
Joan Rivers

I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath.' For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds.
Joan Rivers

I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.

Zsa Zsa Gabor

Shopping is better than sex. At least if you're not satisfied, you can exchange it for something you really like.

-- Adrienne Gusoff

An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.

-- Agatha Christie

Marriage is a romance in which the heroine dies in the first chapter.

-- Cecilia Egan

If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question.

-- Lily Tomlin

Permalink Reply by Michel on April 25, 2012 at 3:09pm

Love the Lily Tomlin quote =)

Permalink Reply by Adriana on April 25, 2012 at 3:12pm

Yes. i love the Bette Midler quote too :-)

Permalink Reply by Michel on April 25, 2012 at 3:21pm

...yes, book and countless pictures =)

Permalink Reply by Marianne on April 25, 2012 at 8:04pm

Permalink Reply by Michel on April 25, 2012 at 9:00pm

Permalink Reply by Marianne on April 25, 2012 at 10:24pm

This guy was walking down the street and he bumped into a really hot girl.

"Hello, sexy!" He said while stopping in front of her "What's your name?"

She didn't answer.

"Well, my name is Barry"

"Okay" she said "Barry what?"

"I can't really pronounce it, so I'll write it down"

So he wrote it down.

She read allowed, "Madickenewe. Barry Madickinewe."

She slapped him and stormed off.

Permalink Reply by Marianne on April 25, 2012 at 10:34pm

The manager hired a new secretary. He was young, smart, handsome and polite.

One day while taking dictation, he noticed the managers fly was open. When he was leaving the room, he courteously said, "Oh, by the way sir, did you know that your barracks door is open?"

The manager did not understand the secretarys remark, but later on he happened to look down and saw that his zipper was open. He decided to have some fun with his new employee. Calling him in, he asked, "By the way Mr. Jones, when you saw my barracks door open, did you also see a soldier standing at attention?"

The secretary, who was also quite witty, replied, "Why no, sir. All I saw was a little, disabled veteran sitting on two duffel bags."