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Freethought and Funny Bones

A group for freethinking humor. Let's share a good laugh, it always helps to see things more clearly.

Atheist Universe Comedy Cellar

Location: #life
Members: 62
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..., because there is no god.

Started by Tom Sarbeck. Last reply by Chris Jun 24. 15 Replies

Donald Trump, because there is no god.

Tags: godless

Mexican Flag From Trump Tower in Canada

Started by Mrs.B. Last reply by Mrs.B Aug 23, 2018. 4 Replies

In the news…Continue

Begging

Started by Mrs.B. Last reply by Mrs.B Feb 26, 2017. 7 Replies

In the news…Continue

The Stand-up Comedy Clip Thread

Started by A Former Member. Last reply by Chris Nov 5, 2016. 10 Replies

Post your favorite stand-up comedian skits here. No limits on content, but if it is NSFW please say so. I like the old-timers.   Here's a Phyllis Diller impersonator.    Continue

Tags: humor, comedians, stand-up, comedy

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Comment by Doone on June 30, 2011 at 9:28am
rock paper scissors alternate rules
Comment by A Former Member on June 29, 2011 at 6:28pm
Comment by A Former Member on June 29, 2011 at 9:36am
Adriana, that Miss USA parody was hilarious. I loved the one that pluralized maths.
Comment by Neo on June 28, 2011 at 8:19pm
Comment by Neo on June 28, 2011 at 8:09pm

These are the lyrics to one of my favorite songs. If you heard the song it self and read along you would laugh. The band is called Guttermouth. They have some really good thoughts on the world but make the music really fun to listen to. The "God bless society" part is a joke. If you heard the song you would know this.

   

Looking Good is all that Matters

  You can't predict if she'll stay or go
If she speaks again its a brick I'll throw
Don't you know
Her voice will make you want to hang yourself
But something
makes you want to stay

Looking good is all that matters
God bless our society

Looking good is all the matters.(x2)

 

Another day another donut hole
Damnit honey you can eat
Don't you eye my jelly roll
You know better, but can't help yourself
But puking
Keeps you looking great

 

Looking good is all that matters(x4)

God bless our society (x3)

 

Comment by Michel on June 28, 2011 at 7:57pm

I don't believe in math.

One the one hand you have math, on the other... non-math.

Alchemy, scientology, gymnastics, mixing drinks, and maths.

Numbers everywhere, there are numbers on phones, on houses, and oh, microwaves.

And this one is priceless:

Math should be left out of the equation.

Comment by Adriana on June 28, 2011 at 4:11pm

A very funny spoof of the evolution question for Miss America: should math be taught in schools?

 

 

Comment by Michel on June 26, 2011 at 1:21pm
Comment by A Former Member on June 25, 2011 at 10:01pm
Comment by A Former Member on June 25, 2011 at 7:40pm

Bwahahahahahahaha!

 

 

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