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A group for freethinking humor. Let's share a good laugh, it always helps to see things more clearly.

Atheist Universe Comedy Cellar

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Mexican Flag From Trump Tower in Canada

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..., because there is no god.

Started by Tom Sarbeck. Last reply by Tom Sarbeck Aug 19, 2018. 11 Replies

Donald Trump, because there is no god.

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Begging

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The Stand-up Comedy Clip Thread

Started by A Former Member. Last reply by Chris Nov 5, 2016. 10 Replies

Post your favorite stand-up comedian skits here. No limits on content, but if it is NSFW please say so. I like the old-timers.   Here's a Phyllis Diller impersonator.    Continue

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Comment by A Former Member on August 23, 2011 at 5:04pm

My favorite line is the last one: Brrraaaaiiiinnnsss, I mean Peeennniiisss.

Comment by Adriana on August 23, 2011 at 4:51pm

@DG: the video is so dumb it's funny!

Comment by A Former Member on August 23, 2011 at 1:40pm

Comment by A Former Member on August 20, 2011 at 8:32pm

Because you have time to waste.

Comment by Neal on August 19, 2011 at 11:58am

=)

Comment by Marianne on August 19, 2011 at 10:17am

Neal,

I laughed so hard theire were tears of laughter when I read your comment "how to tick people off"... IT's really good to have a good laugh here and there... Anyway I loved it...

 

Comment by Neal on August 18, 2011 at 1:25pm

I mean 11, lousy looking post.

Comment by Neal on August 18, 2011 at 1:21pm

How to Tick People Off:

  1. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
  2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors."
  3. Specify that your drive-through order is "TO-GO."
  4. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
  5. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
  6. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."
  7. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think."
  8. Practice making fax and modem noises.
  9. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc" them to your boss.
  10. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
  11. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy."
  12. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears and grimacing.
  13. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.
  14. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
  15. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."
  16. Staple pages in the middle of the page.
  17. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a croaking noise.
  18. Honk and wave to strangers.
  19. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints at the cash register.
  20. TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
  21. type only in lowercase.
  22. dont use any punctuation either
  23. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
  24. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times.
    "DO YOU HEAR THAT?"
    "What?"
    "Never mind, it's gone now."
  25. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
  26. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "No, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.
  27. Ask people what gender they are.
  28. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
  29. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
  30. Sing along at the opera.
  31. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
  32. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."


Comment by Marianne on August 17, 2011 at 12:11am

This is still about my problem: woman against the machine (I'm definitely inept with it).  Not long ago, I had a white clapboard and finding it dirty, I decided to clean it;  so, I unplugged it and put it in the sink... and then, goodbye clapbord;   now  have a black clapboard (and a black cat), so there I was typing away when my cat spelt my coffee over the clapboard; now even if I tried to repare the damage, there are about 4 keys that are comletely jammed... so next thing I will have to do is hunt for a new clapboard... (I would put exclamation points here but that's one of the key that's jammed...)

Comment by A Former Member on July 28, 2011 at 6:37pm

The title alone is worth a few good laughs: Woman faces trial for fake testicles

 

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