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A group for freethinking humor. Let's share a good laugh, it always helps to see things more clearly.

Atheist Universe Comedy Cellar

Location: #life
Members: 62
Latest Activity: Sep 7

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..., because there is no god.

Started by Tom Sarbeck. Last reply by Chris Jun 24. 15 Replies

Donald Trump, because there is no god.

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Mexican Flag From Trump Tower in Canada

Started by Mrs.B. Last reply by Mrs.B Aug 23, 2018. 4 Replies

In the news…Continue

Begging

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The Stand-up Comedy Clip Thread

Started by A Former Member. Last reply by Chris Nov 5, 2016. 10 Replies

Post your favorite stand-up comedian skits here. No limits on content, but if it is NSFW please say so. I like the old-timers.   Here's a Phyllis Diller impersonator.    Continue

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Comment by Mrs.B on August 10, 2019 at 5:13pm

Ooooooh, yeah, with many copies!

Comment by Stephen on August 10, 2019 at 5:07pm

NOW THAT'S A PHOTO I WOULD KEEP. HAHAHA 

Comment by Mrs.B on August 10, 2019 at 3:32pm

Just heard a great new trick for getting rid of missionaries if you see them prowling the area.


Open a beer when they knock on the door.


Answer politely.


They ask if they may talk to you.


Tell them you just have to lock up the dog, shove the beer into one of their hands and ask them to hold it for a moment for you.


Close door, pretend to mess with the dog, but actually set up camera phone.


Open door quickly snap pic of "sinful missionary".
Take back beer, tell them the pic is going straight to their mission president and onto facebook if you ever see them in the area again.


Close door.

Comment by Mrs.B on July 21, 2019 at 6:27pm

Well he's right there in the thick of them.

Comment by Stephen on July 21, 2019 at 6:05pm

It's funny how many racists use that term, isn't it?

Comment by Mrs.B on July 21, 2019 at 5:39pm

Sure, tell us another one.........

Comment by Stephen on July 21, 2019 at 5:17pm

Comment by Mrs.B on July 20, 2019 at 8:50pm

I didn't learn much, as I just didn't pay attention to most of it. I was just too bored & couldn't wait for the damn meetings to be over so I could get out. They may have forced my body into church, but my mind was not there.

Comment by Stephen on July 20, 2019 at 8:43pm

I think that's why I like Mr Deity so much his personal experiences of the Mormon church are told in a truly unique way. I think humour is a great weapon against the pomposity of the church service. 

Look at this picture of Jesus arriving in North America to preach to the Native Americans

Central to the Mormon beliefs is the Book of Abraham. The claim made by Joseph Smith was that he translated ancient Egyptian parchments to write the book. The problem is nothing that Smith claims he translated, from what Mormons call “the papyri,” stands up to scrutiny by Egyptologists. The famous papyri he supposedly translated, are remnants of the famous Book of the Dead, written 2,000 years after Abraham’s life.

Comment by Mrs.B on July 20, 2019 at 6:57pm

Nope, wasn't interested in finding any of it out.....even in church my mind was elsewhere.

I remember being at a cousin's wedding, & we weren't allowed in to the temple for them to get ''sealed''. I thought that was crap. I think I was about 7 or thereabouts, & didn't yet know you had to qualify to get in there..

 

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