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Freethought and Funny Bones

A group for freethinking humor. Let's share a good laugh, it always helps to see things more clearly.

Atheist Universe Comedy Cellar

Location: #life
Members: 62
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..., because there is no god.

Started by Tom Sarbeck. Last reply by Tom Sarbeck on Friday. 12 Replies

Donald Trump, because there is no god.

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Mexican Flag From Trump Tower in Canada

Started by Mrs.B. Last reply by Mrs.B Aug 23, 2018. 4 Replies

In the news…Continue

Begging

Started by Mrs.B. Last reply by Mrs.B Feb 26, 2017. 7 Replies

In the news…Continue

The Stand-up Comedy Clip Thread

Started by A Former Member. Last reply by Chris Nov 5, 2016. 10 Replies

Post your favorite stand-up comedian skits here. No limits on content, but if it is NSFW please say so. I like the old-timers.   Here's a Phyllis Diller impersonator.    Continue

Tags: humor, comedians, stand-up, comedy

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Comment by Neal on January 19, 2013 at 2:42pm

Excellent

Comment by Davy on January 19, 2013 at 2:41pm

Funneeeeeeeee.

Comment by Adriana on January 19, 2013 at 2:31pm

LOLZ!!

Comment by Michel on January 19, 2013 at 2:05pm

The Tug Toner!

Comment by Adriana on January 18, 2013 at 4:50pm

The missed two foot putt joke...I knew it as..."a penalty kick, who misses a penalty kick" And my husband jokes that the joke works for us except he's the one full of thoughts and I'm the one obsessing about the penalty kick! LOLZ!

Comment by Davy on January 18, 2013 at 4:46pm

My wife was screaming at me:   "Leave!!  Get out of this house!" she ordered.


 

As I was walking out the door she yelled, "I hope you die a slow and painful death!"


 

So I turned around and replied "So now you want me to stay?"

 

Comment by Davy on January 18, 2013 at 4:45pm

Wife's Diary

Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it. Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but he didn't say much. 
 I asked him what was wrong; He said, 'Nothing..' I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it. On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior. I don't know why he didn't say, 'I love you, too.'

When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there quietly, and watched TV. He continued to seem distant and absent. Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15 minutes later, he came to bed. But I still felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep; I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster......

 

 

 

 

 

Husband's Diary

 

 

A  two-foot putt..........who the hell misses a two-foot putt?

 



Comment by Neal on January 17, 2013 at 5:48pm

Haha!

Comment by Adriana on January 17, 2013 at 3:33pm

LOLZ!

Comment by Michel on January 17, 2013 at 3:31pm

Life lesson #11:

 

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