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Comment by Davy on January 18, 2013 at 4:46pm

My wife was screaming at me:   "Leave!!  Get out of this house!" she ordered.


 

As I was walking out the door she yelled, "I hope you die a slow and painful death!"


 

So I turned around and replied "So now you want me to stay?"

 

Comment by Davy on January 18, 2013 at 4:45pm

Wife's Diary

Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it. Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but he didn't say much. 
 I asked him what was wrong; He said, 'Nothing..' I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it. On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior. I don't know why he didn't say, 'I love you, too.'

When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there quietly, and watched TV. He continued to seem distant and absent. Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15 minutes later, he came to bed. But I still felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep; I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster......

 

 

 

 

 

Husband's Diary

 

 

A  two-foot putt..........who the hell misses a two-foot putt?

 



Comment by Neal on January 17, 2013 at 5:48pm

Haha!

Comment by Adriana on January 17, 2013 at 3:33pm

LOLZ!

Comment by Michel on January 17, 2013 at 3:31pm

Life lesson #11:

Comment by Doone has Fremdschämen on January 16, 2013 at 6:45am

Rick Warren needs a translation 

Start with GOD—the first step in learning is bowing down to GOD; only fools thumb their noses at such wisdom and learning. Proverbs 1:7 (MSG)

Have you noticed that the moment you establish a goal in your life, you start hearing people say, “Who do you think you are?” or “It can't be done” or “Forget about it”?

The antidote to the voices of doubt is to instead listen to the voice of God. Just imagine all the critics that were in Noah's life. “That guy, Noah, thinks God speaks to him, but he's just messing up all of our property values by building that ark in his front yard.”

The Bible tells us that Noah listened to God. And what did he hear? He heard God's warning that the world was going to be destroyed. He heard what he had not yet seen. That's what faith is — being certain of something we don't see.

So Noah didn’t turn back on the vision God had given him. Instead, he built the ark.

Talk About It -

  • What are ways you’ve allowed fear or criticism to keep you from reaching your goals?
  • What dream would you pursue if you were not afraid of criticism?
Comment by Neal on January 15, 2013 at 11:31am

All too funny. =)

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Comment by Doone has Fremdschämen on January 14, 2013 at 11:00pm
Someone Should Have Stayed in Chemistry Longer
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