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A group for freethinking humor. Let's share a good laugh, it always helps to see things more clearly.

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Donald Trump, because there is no god.

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The Stand-up Comedy Clip Thread

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Post your favorite stand-up comedian skits here. No limits on content, but if it is NSFW please say so. I like the old-timers.   Here's a Phyllis Diller impersonator.    Continue

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Comment by Onyango Makagutu on August 27, 2019 at 6:51am

Smart student

Comment by Mrs.B on August 26, 2019 at 2:32am

Smart.

Comment by Stephen on August 26, 2019 at 2:26am

"A young teacher explains to her class of third graders that she is a born-again Christian.
She asks the class if any of them are born-again Christians too.
Not really knowing what it means to be born-again, but wanting to please and impress their teacher, many little hands suddenly shot up into the air.
There's just one girl who doesn't raise her hand.
So the teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.
The girl says, "Because I'm not a Christian."
The teacher asks, "So what are you then? "
The girl replies, "I'm an atheist."
The teacher's a little perturbed now, her face slightly red.
She asks the girl why she's an atheist.
The girl says, "It's just that my family isn't religious. My Mom's atheist, and my Dad's atheist, so I'm an atheist."rnrnThe teacher is now angry. "
That's no reason." she says loudly.
"What if your Mom was a moron, and your Dad was a moron. What would you be then?"
"Then," says the girl, "I'd be a born-again Christian."

Comment by Mrs.B on August 26, 2019 at 2:24am

Cute.

Comment by Stephen on August 26, 2019 at 2:18am

"An atheist was rowing on Loch Ness in Scotland one day when suddenly the Loch Ness monster attacked and grabbed him from his boat.
He panicked and shouted "God help me!", and suddenly, the monster and everything around him just froze.
A voice from the heavens boomed "You say you don't believe in me, but now you're asking for my help?"
The atheist looked up and said, "Well, ten seconds ago I didn't believe in the Loch Ness Monster either."

Comment by Mrs.B on August 24, 2019 at 10:14pm

Not melting fast enough.

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