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..., because there is no god.

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Donald Trump, because there is no god.

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The Stand-up Comedy Clip Thread

Started by A Former Member. Last reply by Chris Nov 5, 2016. 10 Replies

Post your favorite stand-up comedian skits here. No limits on content, but if it is NSFW please say so. I like the old-timers.   Here's a Phyllis Diller impersonator.    Continue

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Comment by Stephen on May 23, 2020 at 1:44pm

Nice joke Mrs B. But in the real world Pastors never have to live on Buttons. Unless they are made of gold.

Comment by Mrs.B on May 23, 2020 at 1:37pm

One Sunday after services one of the ladies approached the pastor's wife and commented, "What nice buttons you have sewed onto your sons jacket. My husband once had some like that on his suit."

The pastor's wife replies, "Why thank you for the complement. I get all my buttons out of the collection plate."

Comment by Mrs.B on May 23, 2020 at 3:44am

Oooooo

Comment by Stephen on May 23, 2020 at 3:41am

I like this joke, but to set things up, a billionaire and a Tory MP is easy but for those that don't know the Daily Mail is a racist rightwing newspaper that always supports the Tory Party.

"A banker, a Tory MP and a Daily Mail reader and an immigrant are sat around a table.
In front of them is a plate, on which there are ten biscuits. The banker scoffs nine of the biscuits, then the Tory turns to the Daily Mail reader and whispers in his ear, "Watch out - that immigrant is after your biscuit.”

Comment by Mrs.B on May 20, 2020 at 2:44pm

As bad as my son-in-law's mother wanting her bybull in surgery with her. Seems she doesn't really trust the surgeon, but when she wakes up the damn book is not on her stomach where she kept it.

Comment by Stephen on May 20, 2020 at 2:40pm

Bloody brilliant one Mrs B 

I'm going to steal that one.

Comment by Mrs.B on May 19, 2020 at 10:20pm

When you just don't believe that covering yourself in the blood of christ is going to do the job, there's the bible mask.

Comment by Doone on May 19, 2020 at 2:31pm

Dr. Seuss Reimagined for the Pandemic

posted by Jason Kottke   May 19, 2020

Dr Seuss Covid

Dr Seuss Covid

Dr Seuss Covid

Dr Seuss Covid

Designer Jim Malloy has reimagined the books of Dr. Seuss for the coronavirus age by altering the titles & cover illustrations and changing the author to “Dr. Fauci”. You can check out the results on Instagram and in this Instagram Story. (via print)

Comment by Stephen on May 17, 2020 at 2:56pm

One of you will betray me.

Comment by Mrs.B on May 17, 2020 at 1:52pm

I hate mosquitos!

 

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