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Freethought and Funny Bones

A group for freethinking humor. Let's share a good laugh, it always helps to see things more clearly.

Atheist Universe Comedy Cellar

Location: #life
Members: 61
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Begging

Started by Mrs.B. Last reply by Mrs.B Feb 26. 7 Replies

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The Stand-up Comedy Clip Thread

Started by A Former Member. Last reply by Chris Nov 5, 2016. 10 Replies

Post your favorite stand-up comedian skits here. No limits on content, but if it is NSFW please say so. I like the old-timers.   Here's a Phyllis Diller impersonator.    Continue

Tags: humor, comedians, stand-up, comedy

Mexican Flag From Trump Tower in Canada

Started by Mrs.B. Last reply by Stephen Sep 1, 2016. 1 Reply

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LOL Animal Pics

Started by A Former Member. Last reply by Stephen Nov 25, 2015. 54 Replies

Post your favorite LOL animal pics here. You know you've got nothing better to do. …Continue

Tags: photos, humor, pets, animals

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Comment by A Former Member on November 26, 2011 at 4:13pm

Heh!

Comment by Michel on November 26, 2011 at 4:09pm

Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.  

Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.  One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end.

He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.

Edna promptly jumped in to save him.  She swam to the bottom and pulled him out.  

When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.

When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news." 

"The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love.  I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness."


"The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him.  I am so sorry, but he's dead."


Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself. I put him there to dry....  How soon can I go home?"

Comment by Michel on November 26, 2011 at 4:02pm

LOLZ

 

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Comment by A Former Member on November 22, 2011 at 5:44pm

Jesus wept, uh, I mean, Jesus swept.

 

Comment by Michel on November 19, 2011 at 9:57pm

@DG - This is a good one!

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Comment by A Former Member on November 8, 2011 at 9:26am

Love that comic Neo. It's funny cuz it's true.

 

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