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Comment by Stephen on July 8, 2018 at 7:02pm

U.S. Celebrates 242 Years Of Independence From Unfair, Not-Very-Nice, Canadian Overlords

The Battle Of The Micro Brew was one of the bloodiest in modern drinking history, resulting in the loss of some four thousand 2-4s, and punishing hangovers on all sides.

It was 242 years ago today that the United States signed the historic Declaration of Renegotiation, in which they famously stated that they would henceforth pour (not pore) all Canadian milk into the Boston harbour, didn’t appreciate being taken advantage of by their smiley-assed northern neighbours, and intended to return Celine Dion – alllll byyyyy herrrrrrrself – on the next Amtrak to the border.
The date remains a rallying point for the American populace, who still feel a mixture of envy for the socialist, beaver-ridden utopia to their poleward; and outright fury that the seemingly-simple Canadians have outmanoeuvred them on nearly every battlefield, negotiating table, and ice rink across which the two nations have ever encountered each other.
With this year’s anniversary – known as Independence From Those Smug Canadian Assholes Day, but colloquially dubbed ‘The Fourth of July”- falling on a Wednesday, Americans once again just feel really ripped off by the whole thing.
“Yeh. I sense the Canadians’ hand in this,” says a man dressed as a steel girder, sweating the holiday out in New York’s Times Square. “Growing up, the fourth was always on a Friday or a Monday. Yes, always. Whatchyou talking about statical impossibility of the Gregorian calendar? You a Canadian or sumpthin? Huh? You are? Get daaaaa fuck outta heeyah.”

Canadians have long been unpopular in the United States, ever since burning down the White House in 1814 – a full 53 years prior to becoming a country, in what historians often refer to as “the immaculate torching”…

https://outabouter.com/2018/07/04/u-s-celebrates-242-years-of-indep...

Comment by Mrs.B on July 8, 2018 at 5:12pm

Well look how they've been tossed around everywhere, & just plain wasted!

Comment by Stephen on July 8, 2018 at 5:11pm

At Current Rates Of Use World Could Run Out Of Thoughts And Prayers By As Early As 2019

A worldwide shortage of thoughts and prayers may leave us with no choice but to actually do something by as early as January 2019, researchers are warning, after a recent study revealed the popular refrain is now fueling 93% of government inaction globally. And we are running out.
Dr. Tim Freely, a leading expert in thinking and praying, and author of the book Act Now Or Forever Wring Your Hands, explains:

“The trouble is that back in the 50’s, when they first started using this phrase as a catch-all for ‘I’m not motivated to actually do something here but feel obligated to open and close my mouth in some fashion or other,’ politicians and community leaders had no idea how much they’d be relying on this platitude by the time the 21st century rolled around. And now we’re just plain running out. Of thoughts. Of prayers. And of patience.”
Freely isn’t alone in sounding the alarm. The Global School for Total Ineffectiveness has said that not only are the current consumption rates of thoughts and prayers at unsustainable levels, but that we are also extremely low on condolences and general declarations of unity in these difficult times.
“It’s pretty simple really,” says Dominic McMercy, president of GSTI. “The ‘Doing Something To Prevent Kids From Getting Shot At School’ lobby is severely underfunded in [The United States of Thoughts and Prayers]. Much as there remains no lobby for ‘The Protection Of Indigenous Persons From Discrimination And Summary Execution’ up there in Canada. Because it’s politically easier to apologize for the collateral damage in these areas than it is to take on the rigours of change.”
McMercy says that studies have repeatedly shown that when a problem is viewed as too difficult or distasteful to bite into, politicians will often just pretend to chew it “through a process referred to as ‘lip service.'”
“Until we run out of patience with that. And then our leaders are left with the bald decision of either doing something, or assuming the horrifyingly honest silence of the uncaring.”

https://outabouter.com/2018/02/15/at-current-rates-of-use-world-cou...

Satire, Commentary, Satirical Commentary

Comment by Suzanna on July 7, 2018 at 6:58am

Haha good one

Comment by Mrs.B on July 7, 2018 at 4:21am

Hmmmmmmmmm..........

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Comment by Mrs.B on July 7, 2018 at 1:22am

Fires....& the gawd fails again.....

Comment by Stephen on July 7, 2018 at 1:08am

The dead parrot sketch, Nigerian style

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