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The Stand-up Comedy Clip Thread

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Post your favorite stand-up comedian skits here. No limits on content, but if it is NSFW please say so. I like the old-timers.   Here's a Phyllis Diller impersonator.    Continue

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Comment by Chris on December 30, 2013 at 5:40am

Funny jokes Davy. Macy's and The Chief  Would have caused me to laugh enough to spit milk out of my nose.

I told the following joke to a co-worker. He actually sprayed soda (Cokea Cola?)out of his nose. Fortunately none of my lunch got wet.

My version was way shorter than the long version that follows. My version was longer than I'm saying, but went something like this:

Dick van Dyke couldn't get a job with his original name.

Begging the question, he asked: "What was his original name?" as he washed down a sandwich he was eating with a soda when the punch line was delivered.

Penis Von Lesbian.


A strikingly handsome young man walked into the office of a Hollywood agent with his resume and portfolio in hand. The agent reviewed the young man's slim resume and small portfolio with the care that was deserving of this fine young specimen.

"You have the very obvious good looks and excellent demeanor of an actor. Tell me, have you had any roles that I might be aware of."

"Other than the requisite high school and college plays, no sir," said the handsome young man.

"I dare say I know the reason why, with a name like yours," said the agent.


"Your name. Penus Van Lesbian. That's not a name that will go far in Hollywood. I'd love to represent you, but you'll have to change your name."

"Sir," the handsome young man protested. "The Van Lesbian name was my father's, my grandfather's and his father's name. We have carried this name for generations and I will not change it for Hollywood or any other reason."

"If you won't change your name, I cannot represent you young man."

"Then I bid you farewell - my name will not change." With that, Penus Van Lesbian left the agents office never to return.

Five Years Later...

The Hollywood agent returned to his office after lunch with some producers and shuffled through his mail. Mostly junk mail, trade journals and the like. There was one letter. He opened the envelope and removed the letter. As he unfolded the fine linen paper, a check dropped from the folds and onto his desk. He looked at the check. It was for 50,000 dollars!

He read the letter:

Dear Sir:

Several years ago, I entered your office determined to become an actor. You refused to represent me unless I changed my name. I objected, saying the Penus Van Lesbian name had been carried for generations and left your office. However, upon leaving, I chanced to reconsider my hastiness and after considerable reflection, I decided to heed your advice and endeavored to change my name. Now I am a famous actor with many roles and known to millions worldwide. Having achieved this fame and fortune, it is often that I think back to my meeting with you and your insistence that I change my name. I owe you a debt of gratitude, so please accept this check with my humble thanks, for it was your idea which has brought me to such wealth and fame.

Very Sincerely Yours,
Dick Van Dyke

Comment by Davy on December 29, 2013 at 10:34am

Comment by Davy on December 17, 2013 at 1:26pm

A husband walks into Macy's to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife.

He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price

the more sheer, the higher the price.

Naturally, he opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500, and takes it home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him.

Upstairs the wife (she's no dummy) thinks, 'I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, but I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself'

She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose. The husband says, 'Good grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it!'

He never heard the shot.

Funeral on Thursday at noon. Closed coffin.

Comment by Davy on December 16, 2013 at 3:24pm

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Comment by Davy on October 29, 2013 at 4:54pm

Funny Doone!

Comment by doone on October 29, 2013 at 10:29am
Comment by Onyango Makagutu on October 24, 2013 at 9:47am

Haha Neal, that's just funny

Comment by Neal on October 24, 2013 at 9:39am

Another long night:


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