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A group for freethinking humor. Let's share a good laugh, it always helps to see things more clearly.

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LOL Animal Pics

Started by A Former Member. Last reply by Davy Jul 1, 2013. 52 Replies

Post your favorite LOL animal pics here. You know you've got nothing better to do. …Continue

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The Stand-up Comedy Clip Thread

Started by A Former Member. Last reply by A Former Member Jun 5, 2013. 5 Replies

Post your favorite stand-up comedian skits here. No limits on content, but if it is NSFW please say so. I like the old-timers.   Here's a Phyllis Diller impersonator.    Continue

Tags: humor, comedians, stand-up, comedy

Highlights Of Benedict XVI's Papacy

Started by Adriana. Last reply by Adriana Feb 25, 2013. 2 Replies

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Tags: pope, satire

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The Only Way to Make the Celeb Nude Leak Scandal Fair

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20 Weird Rules That Only Exist in Movie Universes

By CRACKED Readers  Published: September 21st, 2014  We get that movies take place in a different reality than our own. That still doesn't mean that some tropes that repeat over several different movies don't quite make sense. We asked our readers to point out some movie rules that just don't hold wate

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Comment by Davy on December 17, 2013 at 1:26pm

A husband walks into Macy's to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife.

He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price

the more sheer, the higher the price.

Naturally, he opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500, and takes it home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him.

Upstairs the wife (she's no dummy) thinks, 'I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, but I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself'

She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose. The husband says, 'Good grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it!'

He never heard the shot.

Funeral on Thursday at noon. Closed coffin.

Comment by Davy on December 16, 2013 at 3:24pm

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Comment by Davy on October 29, 2013 at 4:54pm

Funny Doone!

Comment by doone on October 29, 2013 at 10:29am
Comment by Onyango Makagutu on October 24, 2013 at 9:47am

Haha Neal, that's just funny

Comment by Neal on October 24, 2013 at 9:39am

Another long night:

Comment by Neal on July 17, 2013 at 9:30am

Periodic table:

Comment by Davy on July 10, 2013 at 3:21pm

I like!

 

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