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Freethought and Funny Bones

A group for freethinking humor. Let's share a good laugh, it always helps to see things more clearly.

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The Stand-up Comedy Clip Thread

Started by A Former Member. Last reply by Stephen Brodie Jul 16. 8 Replies

Post your favorite stand-up comedian skits here. No limits on content, but if it is NSFW please say so. I like the old-timers.   Here's a Phyllis Diller impersonator.    Continue

Tags: humor, comedians, stand-up, comedy

LOL Animal Pics

Started by A Former Member. Last reply by Davy Jul 1, 2013. 52 Replies

Post your favorite LOL animal pics here. You know you've got nothing better to do. …Continue

Tags: photos, humor, pets, animals

Highlights Of Benedict XVI's Papacy

Started by Adriana. Last reply by Adriana Feb 25, 2013. 2 Replies

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Tags: pope, satire

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Comment by Stephen Brodie yesterday

The judges not only awarded Brewster the "No Bell Piece Prize" but 
they also awarded him the "Pulletsurprise" as well

Very clever Mrs.B. pissed myself laughing or what.

Comment by Mrs.B yesterday

Brewster
-------------------------

Whitey was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred
young layers called pullets and eight or ten roosters, whose job was to
fertilize the eggs. Whitey kept records and any rooster that didn't
perform went into the soup pot and was replaced.

That took an awful lot of Whitey's time so Whitey got a set of
tiny bells and attached them to his roosters.

Each bell had a different tone so Whitey could tell from a
distance, which rooster was performing.

Now he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report
simply by listening to the bells.

Whitey's favorite rooster was old Brewster, a very fine specimen
he was, too. But on this particular morning Whitey noticed old Brewster's
bell hadn't rung at all!

Whitey went to investigate. The other roosters were chasing
pullets, bells-a-ringing. The pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for
cover.

BUT, to Whitey's amazement, Brewster had his bell in his beak, so
it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the
next one.

Whitey was so proud of Brewster, he entered him in the county
fair... and Brewster became an overnight sensation among the judges.
The result...

The judges not only awarded Brewster the "No Bell Piece Prize" but
they also awarded him the "Pulletsurprise" as well.

Comment by Mrs.B on Tuesday

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Comment by Onyango Makagutu on July 26, 2015 at 3:04am

Stephen, what would it have been by a firing squad? Would they be hanging arrows around their necks or bows?

Comment by Stephen Brodie on July 25, 2015 at 6:14pm

What would be the symbol for the Christians if Jesus had been executed by the poena Cullei.

This was performed by placing the condemned person in a bag stacked full of animals like dogs, snakes, cats, monkeys, and other wild things, and then you would be flung into deep water, you can imagine what it would have been like confined in that small sack, the animals biting and clawing, I don’t think it was a quick death. But the point is what would have been the Christian symbol other than the cross, the sack perhaps? The Pius would genuflect every time they saw a sack.  And instead of crossing themselves they would fain to put a sack over their heads.

 

Comment by Neal on July 23, 2015 at 5:16pm

I remember that movie, "the fifteen, no, ten commandments." Something like that anyway. =)

Comment by Mrs.B on July 23, 2015 at 5:11pm

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Comment by Stephen Brodie on July 23, 2015 at 4:53pm

Bloody funny Mr.B. i wonder why God hasn't used modern technology it should be right up he's alley.

 

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