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Latest Activity: Aug 24
Started by A Former Member. Last reply by Stephen Brodie Jul 16.
Post your favorite stand-up comedian skits here. No limits on content, but if it is NSFW please say so. I like the old-timers. Here's a Phyllis Diller impersonator. Continue
Tags: humor, comedians, stand-up, comedy
Started by A Former Member. Last reply by Davy Jul 1, 2013.
Post your favorite LOL animal pics here. You know you've got nothing better to do. …Continue
Tags: photos, humor, pets, animals
Started by Michel. Last reply by Michel Mar 30, 2013.
Tags: coincidences, humor, terrible, placement, ad
Started by Adriana. Last reply by Adriana Feb 25, 2013.
Tags: pope, satire
The teaching of grammar in schools
A man enters his local bar holding a frog and an iguana.
He sets them down on the bar and says to the bartender, "I bet you $1000 that my frog here can sing any song you can think of."
"Ok," says the bartender. "How 'bout 'Blue Moon'?"
The man whispers something to the frog, and the frog starts singing blue moon.
"That's amazing," says the bartender as he slaps down $1000. "I'll bet ya another $1000 that my iguana here can do that to."
"Ok, I can believe a frog, but not an iguana. You're on.
Have him sing the Star Spangled Banner." The man whispers something to the iguana and it sings the Star Spangled Banner.
As the bartender hands over another $1000, a businessman comes up and says, "I just saw that and I was amazed. I want to buy your iguana for $100,000."
The man said ok, and he exchanged the iguana for the money and the businessman left.
The bartender said "What are you nuts?! You could have made millions with that iguana!"
The man said "Oh, the iguana can't sing. The frog's a ventriloquist."
Well if that doesn't clear things up, I dunno what would!
Nothing like a clear explanation of things!!!!!
Oh those faces are priceless!!!!!
Stephen, what are those "M"s & "F"s I'm seeing embedded on some avatars?
What do you mean you don't believe in DOG
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