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"He doesn't give a damn."
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"Scump is incompetent  YOU HAD ONE JOB TODAY.  "
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Doone commented on Doone's group Humans of Earth and an Imbecile Named Scump News
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Mrs.B commented on Doone's group Humans of Earth and an Imbecile Named Scump News
"Figuring people out is a lost cause."
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Stephen commented on Doone's group Humans of Earth and an Imbecile Named Scump News
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Mrs.B commented on Doone's group Humans of Earth and an Imbecile Named Scump News
"Not to mention younger."
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Stephen commented on Doone's group Humans of Earth and an Imbecile Named Scump News
"I wouldn't count our chickens just yet. I have this nagging doubt that Biden could screw…"
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Doone commented on Doone's group Humans of Earth and an Imbecile Named Scump News
"There was a man? named Scump, He gave the world a giant dump, The smell was so bad,  It made…"
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"Well Neal said before the 2016 election that scump would NEVER get elected, & look where you…"
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Doone commented on Doone's group Humans of Earth and an Imbecile Named Scump News
"The odds are against Scump  The Economist predicts Dem landslide, swung by Dems taking back…"
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"It's just the usual..... the US wants, what the US wants, when the US wants it. They've…"
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"There's no such thing as bipartisan politics in the US. And until the Scump government gets a…"
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Freethought and Funny Bones

A group for freethinking humor. Let's share a good laugh, it always helps to see things more clearly.

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Location: #life
Members: 62
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..., because there is no god.

Started by Tom Sarbeck. Last reply by Chris Jun 24, 2019. 15 Replies

Donald Trump, because there is no god.

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Mexican Flag From Trump Tower in Canada

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In the news…Continue

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The Stand-up Comedy Clip Thread

Started by A Former Member. Last reply by Chris Nov 5, 2016. 10 Replies

Post your favorite stand-up comedian skits here. No limits on content, but if it is NSFW please say so. I like the old-timers.   Here's a Phyllis Diller impersonator.    Continue

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Comment by Mrs.B on Saturday

So cute.

Comment by Stephen on Saturday
Comment by Mrs.B on Thursday

Reality is just not in their vocabulary so they have no damn clue.

Comment by Stephen on Thursday

Irate James O'Brien caller: Boris Johnson "kicked the country in the teeth" by supporting Cummings

Comment by Mrs.B on Thursday

And a cheap bugger too.

Comment by Stephen on Thursday

Canada gods country  haha

Comment by Mrs.B on Thursday

A photographer on vacation was inside a church taking photographs when he noticed a golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read '$10,000 per call'.

The American, being intrigued, asked a priest who was strolling by what the telephone was used for.

The priest replied that it was a direct line to heaven and that for
$10,000 you could talk to God.

The American thanked the priest and went along his way.

Next stop was in Atlanta . There, at a very large cathedral, he saw the same golden telephone with the same sign under it.

He wondered if this was the same kind of telephone he saw in Orlando and he asked a nearby nun what its purpose was.

She told him that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 he could talk to God.

'O.K., thank you,' said the American.

He then traveled to Indianapolis , Washington DC , Philadelphia
Boston and New York .

In every church he saw the same golden telephone with the same '$10,000 per call' sign under it.

The American, upon leaving Vermont decided to travel up to Canada to see if Canadians had the same phone.

He arrived in Canada , and again, in the first church he entered,
there was the same golden telephone, but this time the sign under it read '50 cents per call.'

The American was surprised so he asked the priest about the sign. 'Father, I've traveled all over America and I've seen this same golden telephone in many churches. I'm told that it is a direct line to Heaven, but in the US the price was$10,000 per call.

Why is it so cheap here?'

The priest smiled and answered, 'You're in Canada now, son ... it's a local call.'

Comment by Mrs.B on Thursday

From the parts I was able to understand, she is right on target.

Comment by Stephen on Thursday

Sorry to those who can't understand the cockney ladies accent but her attitude to Borass was deliciously disrespectful to the blond-haired bimbo.

James O'Brien caller gives a hilarious analysis of Boris Johnson.

Comment by Mrs.B on Tuesday

We need the laughs now.

 

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