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A group for freethinking humor. Let's share a good laugh, it always helps to see things more clearly.

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Begging

Started by Mrs.B. Last reply by Mrs.B Feb 26. 7 Replies

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The Stand-up Comedy Clip Thread

Started by A Former Member. Last reply by Chris Nov 5, 2016. 10 Replies

Post your favorite stand-up comedian skits here. No limits on content, but if it is NSFW please say so. I like the old-timers.   Here's a Phyllis Diller impersonator.    Continue

Tags: humor, comedians, stand-up, comedy

Mexican Flag From Trump Tower in Canada

Started by Mrs.B. Last reply by Stephen Sep 1, 2016. 1 Reply

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LOL Animal Pics

Started by A Former Member. Last reply by Stephen Nov 25, 2015. 54 Replies

Post your favorite LOL animal pics here. You know you've got nothing better to do. …Continue

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Comment by Stephen on October 30, 2015 at 11:03pm

Comment by Mrs.B on October 30, 2015 at 10:41pm

Apples
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The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:

'Take only ONE. God is watching.'

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.

A child had written a note, 'Take all you want. God is watching the apples.'

Comment by Stephen on October 30, 2015 at 2:03pm

Its funny or strange its up to you. There used to be a feminist bookshop on the Tottenham court road called The Adams rib, I always thought it odd that they would opt to call that name.

Comment by Mrs.B on October 30, 2015 at 1:50pm

At Sunday School they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings. Little Johnny seemed especially interested when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs.

 

Later in the week his mother noticed him lying down as though he were ill, and said, "Johnny what is the matter?"

 

Little Johnny responded, "I have a pain in my side. I think I'm going to have a wife."

Comment by Chris on October 30, 2015 at 1:55am

http://whc.unesco.org/en/activities/2/

ISIS, or what ever they call themselves who are destroying cultural heratage sites show how dispical they are and why they should be redirected such that they appreciate the ancient culture from which they came.

Comment by Chris on October 30, 2015 at 1:48am
Comment by Stephen on October 29, 2015 at 11:05pm

Comment by Stephen on October 29, 2015 at 10:55pm

Sex on the Sabbath

Also if the priest and the Minister thinks sex is work they aren't doing it right. :-)

Comment by Mrs.B on October 29, 2015 at 9:54pm

Sex on the Sabbath
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A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he is not sure if sex is work or play. So he goes to a priest and asks for his opinion on this question. After consulting the Bible, the priest says, "My son, after an exhaustive search, I am positive that sex is work and is therefore not permitted on Sundays."

The man thinks: "What does a priest know about sex?" So he goes to a minister who, after all, is a married man and experienced in this matter. He queries the minister and receives the same reply. Sex is work and therefore not for the Sabbath!

Not pleased with the reply, he seeks out a Rabbi, a man of thousands of years tradition and knowledge. The Rabbi ponders the question, then states, "My son, sex is definitely play."

The man replies, "Rabbi, how can you be so sure when so many others tell me sex is work?"

The Rabbi softly speaks, "My son, if sex were work, my wife would have the maid do it."

Comment by Mrs.B on October 27, 2015 at 10:29pm

Of course it would.....TTHHHHBBBBBBTTTTHHHHH!!!!!

 

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