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"Interesting limb comparison, Stephen."
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Stephen commented on A Former Member's group Animal | Vegetable | Mineral | Fungus
"Isn't evolution miraculous?"
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Mrs.B commented on Sydni Moser's group Coffee Break without any Mention of that Idiot
"Some just have that ability."
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"I like the way he makes even the mundane look interesting."
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Mrs.B commented on Sydni Moser's group Coffee Break without any Mention of that Idiot
"Yeah, I got the subscription notice, so will watch it later tonight."
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"I deemed it appropriate to post this video on Coffee Break mainly because Joolz Guides has made an…"
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Doone commented on Doone's group Humans of Earth and Some Scumpy Idiot Who Tweets Too Much News
" There you go.  However, in fairness, Canada does not have a Scump. The UK has a Scump…"
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Stephen commented on Hope's group Imagine No Organized Religion, Kant have Organized Religion
""What God actually looks Like" Shiver Shiver "
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Doone commented on Hope's group Imagine No Organized Religion, Kant have Organized Religion
"What God actually looks Like "
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"The exquisite sea urchin."
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A group for freethinking humor. Let's share a good laugh, it always helps to see things more clearly.

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..., because there is no god.

Started by Tom Sarbeck. Last reply by Chris Jun 24, 2019. 15 Replies

Donald Trump, because there is no god.

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Mexican Flag From Trump Tower in Canada

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Begging

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The Stand-up Comedy Clip Thread

Started by A Former Member. Last reply by Chris Nov 5, 2016. 10 Replies

Post your favorite stand-up comedian skits here. No limits on content, but if it is NSFW please say so. I like the old-timers.   Here's a Phyllis Diller impersonator.    Continue

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Comment by Mrs.B on May 23, 2020 at 2:38pm

True.

Comment by Stephen on May 23, 2020 at 1:44pm

Nice joke Mrs B. But in the real world Pastors never have to live on Buttons. Unless they are made of gold.

Comment by Mrs.B on May 23, 2020 at 1:37pm

One Sunday after services one of the ladies approached the pastor's wife and commented, "What nice buttons you have sewed onto your sons jacket. My husband once had some like that on his suit."

The pastor's wife replies, "Why thank you for the complement. I get all my buttons out of the collection plate."

Comment by Mrs.B on May 23, 2020 at 3:44am

Oooooo

Comment by Stephen on May 23, 2020 at 3:41am

I like this joke, but to set things up, a billionaire and a Tory MP is easy but for those that don't know the Daily Mail is a racist rightwing newspaper that always supports the Tory Party.

"A banker, a Tory MP and a Daily Mail reader and an immigrant are sat around a table.
In front of them is a plate, on which there are ten biscuits. The banker scoffs nine of the biscuits, then the Tory turns to the Daily Mail reader and whispers in his ear, "Watch out - that immigrant is after your biscuit.”

Comment by Mrs.B on May 20, 2020 at 2:44pm

As bad as my son-in-law's mother wanting her bybull in surgery with her. Seems she doesn't really trust the surgeon, but when she wakes up the damn book is not on her stomach where she kept it.

Comment by Stephen on May 20, 2020 at 2:40pm

Bloody brilliant one Mrs B 

I'm going to steal that one.

Comment by Mrs.B on May 19, 2020 at 10:20pm

When you just don't believe that covering yourself in the blood of christ is going to do the job, there's the bible mask.

Comment by Doone on May 19, 2020 at 2:31pm

Dr. Seuss Reimagined for the Pandemic

posted by Jason Kottke   May 19, 2020

Dr Seuss Covid

Dr Seuss Covid

Dr Seuss Covid

Dr Seuss Covid

Designer Jim Malloy has reimagined the books of Dr. Seuss for the coronavirus age by altering the titles & cover illustrations and changing the author to “Dr. Fauci”. You can check out the results on Instagram and in this Instagram Story. (via print)

Comment by Stephen on May 17, 2020 at 2:56pm

One of you will betray me.

 

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