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Stephen commented on Doone's group Humans of Earth and a World in which the Most Powerful Person is a Rump News
"Scump the hypocrite in chief claps for the NHS so that's alright then, forget about the last…"
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Mrs.B commented on Michel's group The Daily Cosmos or Interesting Facts about the Universe
"Well the Kardashians are just so important, ya know!"
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Mrs.B commented on Doone's group Humans of Earth and a World in which the Most Powerful Person is a Rump News
"Nobody will ever recover from scump. "
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Stephen commented on Doone's group Humans of Earth and a World in which the Most Powerful Person is a Rump News
"Nice Billy Piper spoof on the Tory Party."
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Stephen commented on Doone's group Humans of Earth and a World in which the Most Powerful Person is a Rump News
"And Scump said, " The contagion is so contagious." Kill me now. I can't take the…"
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Stephen commented on Michel's group The Daily Cosmos or Interesting Facts about the Universe
"Sadly this is so true. You ask many young people who was the first person in space they look at you…"
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Doone commented on Doone's group Humans of Earth and a World in which the Most Powerful Person is a Rump News
"To bad his name is not Scump.  In the future you can insult someone as saying "You are as…"
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Stephen commented on Doone's group Humans of Earth and a World in which the Most Powerful Person is a Rump News
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Stephen replied to Fingered Moon's discussion We will all die regardless of our beliefs
"Yeah, I have his pamphlet somewhere, on my old phone, I think."
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Mrs.B commented on Sydni Moser's group Coffee Break without any Mention of that Idiot
"Too much time on their hands....oh wait....."
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Davy replied to Fingered Moon's discussion We will all die regardless of our beliefs
"In fact Percy got turfed out of Oxford for writing a pamphlet advocating atheism."
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Stephen commented on Doone's group Humans of Earth and a World in which the Most Powerful Person is a Rump News
"That's a wicked assertion Doone. Haha"
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Doone commented on Doone's group Humans of Earth and a World in which the Most Powerful Person is a Rump News
"A headline appropriate for any day of any year between 1171 and today."
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Stephen commented on Sydni Moser's group Coffee Break without any Mention of that Idiot
"This parody is up there with the best. But beware the F word is…"
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Mrs.B commented on Sydni Moser's group Coffee Break without any Mention of that Idiot
"These parodies are really good, aren't they?"
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Stephen commented on Sydni Moser's group Coffee Break without any Mention of that Idiot
"A COVID-19 lockdown version of Les Mis — with…"
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Stephen replied to Fingered Moon's discussion We will all die regardless of our beliefs
"I should have known, what with Percy Shelley and Lord Byron being big Ol Atheists. Hahaha "
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Davy replied to Fingered Moon's discussion We will all die regardless of our beliefs
"This is just one mention of him from Percy others also mention the phrase. How wonderful is…"
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Stephen replied to Fingered Moon's discussion We will all die regardless of our beliefs
"Ok Davy. Truly scolded "
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"Don't you read your poetry from the age of enlightenment. They mention that expression every…"
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A group for freethinking humor. Let's share a good laugh, it always helps to see things more clearly.

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..., because there is no god.

Started by Tom Sarbeck. Last reply by Chris Jun 24, 2019. 15 Replies

Donald Trump, because there is no god.

Tags: godless

Mexican Flag From Trump Tower in Canada

Started by Mrs.B. Last reply by Mrs.B Aug 23, 2018. 4 Replies

In the news…Continue

Begging

Started by Mrs.B. Last reply by Mrs.B Feb 26, 2017. 7 Replies

In the news…Continue

The Stand-up Comedy Clip Thread

Started by A Former Member. Last reply by Chris Nov 5, 2016. 10 Replies

Post your favorite stand-up comedian skits here. No limits on content, but if it is NSFW please say so. I like the old-timers.   Here's a Phyllis Diller impersonator.    Continue

Tags: humor, comedians, stand-up, comedy

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Celebs With (Surprising) Famous Relatives

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Zookeepers Elect To Ride This Out At The Zoo

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Comment by Mrs.B on February 22, 2020 at 1:38am

Comment by Mrs.B on February 20, 2020 at 1:47pm

Money is gawd.

Comment by Stephen on February 20, 2020 at 1:04pm

Doone, I would usually say that the Krishna Trump guy is totally bonkers and off his trolly, but often in these cases, there's is a method to their madness. (MONEY)

Comment by Doone on February 20, 2020 at 10:32am

An Indian man is so convinced President Trump is his “god,” he has a life-size statue as a shrine in his garden — and offers him daily prayers.

“Instead of praying to other gods, I started praying to him,” Bussa Krishna said, calling the president “my god, Donald Trump.”

“My love for him has transformed into reverence.”

Krishna, 37, started worshiping Trump four years ago when he says he came to him in a dream, hiring 15 laborers to work with him for a month to make the 6-foot statue in his village in the southern state of Telangana.

“He is like a god to me, that is the reason I had his statue built,” he told New Delhi TV (NDTV) of his shrine showing Trump in a red tie and blue suit with his right arm raised in a wave.

“Every Friday I fast for Trump’s long life. I also carry his picture and pray to him before commencing any work,” he told the station.

Krishna, who lives alone, is now known locally as Trump Krishna, and his statue-adorned house has been dubbed Trump House.

Comment by Mrs.B on February 17, 2020 at 2:17pm

Yeah, & any others they come up with too.

Comment by Stephen on February 17, 2020 at 1:56pm

Yeah well, all the better to avoid those two services.

Comment by Mrs.B on February 17, 2020 at 1:40pm

One Sunday morning, the priest saw little Davey staring up at the large plaque that hung in the church's foyer. The plaque was covered with names and small American flags were mounted on either side of it.

"Father Donovan," the boy asked, "what is this?

"Well, son, it's a memorial to all the young men and women who died in the service," the priest explained. They stood together quietly, staring at the memorial plaque.

Little Davey softly asked, "Which service? The 9:00 or the 10:30?"

Comment by Mrs.B on February 16, 2020 at 2:25am

You must be so proud....[sarcasm]

Comment by Stephen on February 15, 2020 at 7:23pm

This is how Borass and the Tories think of the Labour party. 

Comment by Stephen on February 15, 2020 at 7:18pm

 

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