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Stephen commented on Doone's group Humans of Earth and a Grotesque Idiot News
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"Sorry, it is obviously a penguin and not a pelican.  Oddly, i see pelicans all of the time but…"
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Mrs.B commented on Doone's group Humans of Earth and a Grotesque Idiot News
"Too cute to be related to scum......"
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A group for freethinking humor. Let's share a good laugh, it always helps to see things more clearly.

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Location: #life
Members: 62
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..., because there is no god.

Started by Tom Sarbeck. Last reply by Chris Jun 24, 2019. 15 Replies

Donald Trump, because there is no god.

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Mexican Flag From Trump Tower in Canada

Started by Mrs.B. Last reply by Mrs.B Aug 23, 2018. 4 Replies

In the news…Continue

Begging

Started by Mrs.B. Last reply by Mrs.B Feb 26, 2017. 7 Replies

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The Stand-up Comedy Clip Thread

Started by A Former Member. Last reply by Chris Nov 5, 2016. 10 Replies

Post your favorite stand-up comedian skits here. No limits on content, but if it is NSFW please say so. I like the old-timers.   Here's a Phyllis Diller impersonator.    Continue

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Comment by Mrs.B on January 24, 2020 at 2:10pm

Many here think the monarchy is outmoded & should be abolished. The bowing & curtseying doesn't seem to happen as much as it used to.

Comment by Davy on January 24, 2020 at 11:17am

Quite concur with you about  the Aussies

Comment by Stephen on January 24, 2020 at 8:34am

Thanks, Davy. I've come to accept that a high proportion of the British people are inbred as you say forelock tuggers and I'm afraid to a smaller degree are some Australians and Canadians, especially when it comes to the Queen.

Comment by Davy on January 24, 2020 at 7:11am

Good one Stephen. 

As for cap doffing before that it was tugging the forelock of hair to signify your relation to the so called lord and Ladies, Slaves. 

Comment by Stephen on January 23, 2020 at 9:03pm

Comment by Mrs.B on January 22, 2020 at 2:57pm

Yup.

Comment by Stephen on January 22, 2020 at 2:26pm

Booze it seems not only makes the Barbers hands shake but also turns the morals of religious folk shaky.

Comment by Mrs.B on January 22, 2020 at 1:47pm

The clergyman of a large church, having just arrived in Fort Smith, was being shaved by a local barber that was addicted to occasional drinking sprees. There was an unmistakable odor of whisky around the barber's face and the razor suddenly nicked the man's face.

"You see, that comes from taking too much drink," said the clergyman.

"You're right," said the barber. "Drinking does make the skin tender, that's a fact."

Comment by Stephen on January 20, 2020 at 7:53pm

Comment by Mrs.B on January 20, 2020 at 7:15pm

Two deliverymen were taking a large refrigerator to a local priest's home.
With difficulty they had managed to get the fridge onto the porch, but struggled for over 20 minutes to make the 90-degree turn through the narrow door.
The priest, seeing their difficulty, asked what they usually did when confronted with such a situation.
Rubbing some badly skinned knuckles, one deliveryman replied, "Well, Father, at this point we usually start cursing."
"Well, gentlemen," the priest replied, "allow me time to move out of earshot so you can continue your work."

[Couldn't possibly offer to help]

 

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