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"And it got even more egotistical when we created gods that looked like us."
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Donald Trump, because there is no god.

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The Stand-up Comedy Clip Thread

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Post your favorite stand-up comedian skits here. No limits on content, but if it is NSFW please say so. I like the old-timers.   Here's a Phyllis Diller impersonator.    Continue

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Comment by Davy on January 24, 2020 at 7:11am

Good one Stephen. 

As for cap doffing before that it was tugging the forelock of hair to signify your relation to the so called lord and Ladies, Slaves. 

Comment by Stephen on January 23, 2020 at 9:03pm

Comment by Mrs.B on January 22, 2020 at 2:57pm

Yup.

Comment by Stephen on January 22, 2020 at 2:26pm

Booze it seems not only makes the Barbers hands shake but also turns the morals of religious folk shaky.

Comment by Mrs.B on January 22, 2020 at 1:47pm

The clergyman of a large church, having just arrived in Fort Smith, was being shaved by a local barber that was addicted to occasional drinking sprees. There was an unmistakable odor of whisky around the barber's face and the razor suddenly nicked the man's face.

"You see, that comes from taking too much drink," said the clergyman.

"You're right," said the barber. "Drinking does make the skin tender, that's a fact."

Comment by Stephen on January 20, 2020 at 7:53pm

Comment by Mrs.B on January 20, 2020 at 7:15pm

Two deliverymen were taking a large refrigerator to a local priest's home.
With difficulty they had managed to get the fridge onto the porch, but struggled for over 20 minutes to make the 90-degree turn through the narrow door.
The priest, seeing their difficulty, asked what they usually did when confronted with such a situation.
Rubbing some badly skinned knuckles, one deliveryman replied, "Well, Father, at this point we usually start cursing."
"Well, gentlemen," the priest replied, "allow me time to move out of earshot so you can continue your work."

[Couldn't possibly offer to help]

Comment by Stephen on January 20, 2020 at 11:13am

"Servitude seizes on few, but many seize on servitude". – Seneca.

Seneca could almost be talking about the British. Cap doffing it would seem must be in our DNA.

Comment by Stephen on January 20, 2020 at 11:09am

Nice one Davy. I like this General Maximilien Sébastien Foy. He said it much better than I ever could. I would have said they are vermin pieces of shit who need to be wiped out.

Comment by Davy on January 20, 2020 at 10:37am

General Maximilien Sébastien Foy ( 1775 – 1825) had a crack at the aristocracy back in his day

Quest ce done que 1'aristocratie ? L'aristocratie ! je vais vous le dire : L'aristocratie, c est la ligue. la coalition de ceux qui veuleut consommer sans produire, vivre sans travailler occuper toutes les places sans etre en etat de les remplir, envahir tous les honneurs sans les avoir merites : voila L'aristocratie !—

What, then, is the aristocracy ?

The aristocracy, I mean to tell you, is the league, the combination of those who are bent on consuming without producing, living without working, occupying all public posts without being able to fill them, and usurping all honours without having earned them—that is the aristocracy. – General Maximilien Sébastien Foy ( 1775 – 1825)

Even way before Foy said his comment Seneca said this

Servitude seizes on few, but many seize on servitude. – Seneca.

 

 


 

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