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Donald Trump, because there is no god.
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6 Celebrities Who Narrowly Cheated Death In WTF Ways
By Alex Hanton,Ivan Farkas,Ryan Menezes,Alan Corcoran,W.H. Thomas Published: December 07th, 2019Comment Wall
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Comment by Stephen on November 24, 2019 at 12:58pm
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Serves the Bishop right. Judge not lest thee be judged.
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Hahaha. The bishop went looking for death
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Comment by Mrs.B on November 19, 2019 at 3:16pm
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A pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the next race, and it won again.
The local newspaper read: PASTOR’S ASS OUT FRONT.
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
The next day, the local newspaper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR’S ASS.
This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
The Bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.
The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.
This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
The Bishop was buried the next day.
The moral of the story is:
Being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery and even shorten your life. So be yourself and enjoy life. You’ll be a lot happier and live longer!
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Yeah, she was sure huffing, & puffing.
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The Pandas are adorable, that poor zookeeper.
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Ok Jesus goes to a motel , walks to the check in counter throws three long nails down and says “ can you put me up for the night? “
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Love them.
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The're funny little buggers
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Cleaning up fall leaves is soooooooo much work!!!!
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