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A group for freethinking humor. Let's share a good laugh, it always helps to see things more clearly.

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Mexican Flag From Trump Tower in Canada

Started by Mrs.B. Last reply by Mrs.B Aug 23. 4 Replies

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..., because there is no god.

Started by Tom Sarbeck. Last reply by Tom Sarbeck Aug 19. 11 Replies

Donald Trump, because there is no god.

Tags: godless

Begging

Started by Mrs.B. Last reply by Mrs.B Feb 26, 2017. 7 Replies

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The Stand-up Comedy Clip Thread

Started by A Former Member. Last reply by Chris Nov 5, 2016. 10 Replies

Post your favorite stand-up comedian skits here. No limits on content, but if it is NSFW please say so. I like the old-timers.   Here's a Phyllis Diller impersonator.    Continue

Tags: humor, comedians, stand-up, comedy

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5 Trump Properties He Doesn't Like To Talk About

By Adam Wears  Published: November 18th, 2018 

5 Hidden Tricks That Make Your Video Games Actually Work

By Tiago Svn  Published: November 17th, 2018 

5 Surprising Reasons Actors Turned Down Major Movie Roles

By Adam Wears  Published: November 16th, 2018 

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Comment by Stephen on November 10, 2018 at 3:31pm

Comment by Stephen on November 10, 2018 at 8:46am

Nice jokes Mrs.B very funny 

Comment by Doone has Fremdschämen on November 10, 2018 at 8:43am

Scump being roped in 

We're not going to let this wild man run loose & trample our rights any more, he's been checked.

Comment by Mrs.B on November 10, 2018 at 3:59am

A man suffered a serious heart attack and had open heart bypass surgery. He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic Hospital.
As he was recovering, a nun asked him how he was going to pay for his treatment.
She asked, 'Do you have health insurance?'
He replied in a raspy voice, 'No health insurance.'
The nun asked, 'Do you have money in the bank?'
He replied, 'No money in the bank.'
The nun asked, 'Do you have a relative who could help you?'
He said, 'I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun.'
The nun became agitated and announced loudly, 'Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God.'
The patient replied, 'Oh that's grand news!
Send the bill to my brother-in-law.'

Comment by Mrs.B on November 9, 2018 at 4:07pm

Little Carol came into the kitchen where her mother was making
dinner. Her birthday was coming up and she thought this was a good time
to tell her mother what she wanted. "Mom, I want a bike for my birthday."
Now, Little Carol was a bit of a troublemaker. She had gotten into
trouble at school and at home. Carol's mother asked her if she thought
she deserved to get a bike for her birthday. Little Carol, of course,
thought she did.
Carol's mother, being a Christian woman, wanted her to reflect on her
behavior over the last year, and write a letter to God and tell him why
she deserved a bike for her birthday. Little Carol stomped up the steps
to her room and sat down to write God a letter.
LETTER 1:
Dear God:
I have been a very good girl this year and I would like a bike for my
birthday. I want a red one.
Your friend, Carol
Carol knew this wasn't true. She had not been a very good girl this
year, so she tore up the letter and started over.

LETTER 2:
Dear God:
This is your friend Carol.. I have been a pretty good girl this year,
and I would like a red bike for my birthday.
Thank you, Carol
Carol knew this wasn't true either. She tore up the letter and
started again.

LETTER 3:
Dear God:
I know I haven't been a good girl this year. I am very sorry. I will
be a good girl if you just send me a red bike for my birthday.
Thank you, Carol
Carol knew, even if it was true, this letter was not going to get her
a bike. By now, she was very upset. She went downstairs and told her
mother she wanted to go to church. Carol's mother thought her plan had
worked because Carol looked very sad.
'Just be home in time for dinner,' her mother said. Carol walked down
the street to the church and up to the altar. She looked around to see
if anyone was there. She picked up a statue of the Virgin Mary, slipped
it under her jacket and ran out of the church, down the street, into her
house and up to her room. She shut the door and sat down and wrote her
letter to God.

LETTER 4:
I GOT YOUR MAMA. IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN, SEND THE BIKE.
Signed, YOU KNOW WHO

Comment by Mrs.B on November 9, 2018 at 4:06pm

That ass is no president!

Comment by Stephen on November 9, 2018 at 2:51pm

Chris its funny because it's funny 

Comment by Chris on November 9, 2018 at 4:19am

Is Donald Trump a child out of controll because there is no congressional oversite.

I'd say "Yes."

What does that say about congress?

Comment by Chris on November 9, 2018 at 4:14am

Donald Trump as much as many may dislike it is still the President of the U.S.A.

Comment by Mrs.B on November 9, 2018 at 2:16am

Yes, little twitler is having a tantrump.

 

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