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A group for freethinking humor. Let's share a good laugh, it always helps to see things more clearly.

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Mexican Flag From Trump Tower in Canada

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..., because there is no god.

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Donald Trump, because there is no god.

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The Stand-up Comedy Clip Thread

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Post your favorite stand-up comedian skits here. No limits on content, but if it is NSFW please say so. I like the old-timers.   Here's a Phyllis Diller impersonator.    Continue

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Comment by Mrs.B on July 9, 2018 at 11:19pm

I've seen the hangman's noose one too.

Comment by Stephen on July 9, 2018 at 10:56pm

Electric chair Jesus'

Comment by Mrs.B on July 9, 2018 at 9:24pm

Ha!

Comment by Stephen on July 9, 2018 at 9:15pm

Oh dear, that's life.

Comment by Stephen on July 8, 2018 at 7:59pm

Comment by Mrs.B on July 8, 2018 at 7:20pm

Well I feel very chastised now.....gimmee uh beer......please.....

Comment by Stephen on July 8, 2018 at 7:02pm

U.S. Celebrates 242 Years Of Independence From Unfair, Not-Very-Nice, Canadian Overlords

The Battle Of The Micro Brew was one of the bloodiest in modern drinking history, resulting in the loss of some four thousand 2-4s, and punishing hangovers on all sides.

It was 242 years ago today that the United States signed the historic Declaration of Renegotiation, in which they famously stated that they would henceforth pour (not pore) all Canadian milk into the Boston harbour, didn’t appreciate being taken advantage of by their smiley-assed northern neighbours, and intended to return Celine Dion – alllll byyyyy herrrrrrrself – on the next Amtrak to the border.
The date remains a rallying point for the American populace, who still feel a mixture of envy for the socialist, beaver-ridden utopia to their poleward; and outright fury that the seemingly-simple Canadians have outmanoeuvred them on nearly every battlefield, negotiating table, and ice rink across which the two nations have ever encountered each other.
With this year’s anniversary – known as Independence From Those Smug Canadian Assholes Day, but colloquially dubbed ‘The Fourth of July”- falling on a Wednesday, Americans once again just feel really ripped off by the whole thing.
“Yeh. I sense the Canadians’ hand in this,” says a man dressed as a steel girder, sweating the holiday out in New York’s Times Square. “Growing up, the fourth was always on a Friday or a Monday. Yes, always. Whatchyou talking about statical impossibility of the Gregorian calendar? You a Canadian or sumpthin? Huh? You are? Get daaaaa fuck outta heeyah.”

Canadians have long been unpopular in the United States, ever since burning down the White House in 1814 – a full 53 years prior to becoming a country, in what historians often refer to as “the immaculate torching”…

https://outabouter.com/2018/07/04/u-s-celebrates-242-years-of-indep...

Comment by Mrs.B on July 8, 2018 at 5:12pm

Well look how they've been tossed around everywhere, & just plain wasted!

 

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