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Freethought and Funny Bones

A group for freethinking humor. Let's share a good laugh, it always helps to see things more clearly.

Atheist Universe Comedy Cellar

Location: #life
Members: 62
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..., because there is no god.

Started by Tom Sarbeck. Last reply by Stephen Oct 22, 2017. 1 Reply

Donald Trump, because there is no god.

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Begging

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The Stand-up Comedy Clip Thread

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Post your favorite stand-up comedian skits here. No limits on content, but if it is NSFW please say so. I like the old-timers.   Here's a Phyllis Diller impersonator.    Continue

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Mexican Flag From Trump Tower in Canada

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Comment by A Former Member on June 5, 2013 at 8:14pm
Comment by Michel on June 2, 2013 at 10:48am

Comment by Neal on June 1, 2013 at 6:38pm

I like. =)

Comment by Davy on June 1, 2013 at 3:53pm

Puns for the educated mind!

1. The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
    He acquired his size from too much pi.


2. I thought I saw an eye-doctor on an Alaskan island,
    but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.


3. Her husband said she was only a whiskey-maker, but he loved her still.


4. A rubber-band pistol was confiscated from an algebra class,
    because it was a weapon of math disruption.


5. No matter how much you push the envelope,
    it will still be stationery.


6. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road
    and was cited for littering.


7. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France
    would result in Linoleum Blownapart.


8. Two silk worms had a race.
    They ended up in a tie.


9. A hole has been found in the nudist-camp wall.
    The police are looking into it.


10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.


11. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.


12. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway.
    One hat said to the other: "You stay here; I'll go on a head."


13. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
14. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab centre said:
    'Keep off the Grass.'


15. The midget fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.


16. The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.


17. A backward poet writes inverse.


18. In a democracy it's your vote that counts.
    In feudalism it's your count that votes.


19. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.


20. If you jumped off the bridge in Paris, you'd be in Seine.


21. A vulture carrying two dead raccoons boards a plane
    The stewardess looks at him and says, “I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.”


22. Two fish swim into a concrete wall.
    One turns to the other and says, 'Dam!'


23. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft.
    Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.


24. Two hydrogen atoms meet.
    One says, 'I've lost my electron.'
    The other says, 'Are you sure?'
    The first replies, 'Yes, I'm positive.'


25. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root-canal?
    His goal: transcend dental medication.

Comment by Neal on May 20, 2013 at 6:46am

Smoke'm if you've got'm. Yeah, Santa passed in the 70s; fell asleep with a pipe burning, big old beard went up in flames.

Comment by Jess M on May 18, 2013 at 3:09pm

In response to "9 Ways Christmas in the 60s Was WTF"

Santa smokes?!?! lol That was funny. :)

Comment by A Former Member on May 18, 2013 at 10:34am

Comment by Don on May 17, 2013 at 6:02pm

This stone is a a little hilltop cemetery a few miles from my place in Vermont.

The old motif here is of an hourglass whose sands have run out, hence:  "My glass is run."  But note that some time long ago some wag added a second hump to the N--and not without some skill.

Comment by Michel on May 7, 2013 at 8:40am

@Don: Do we say napkinian or napkinist?

Comment by Don on May 7, 2013 at 6:52am

 

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