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A group for freethinking humor. Let's share a good laugh, it always helps to see things more clearly.

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..., because there is no god.

Started by Tom Sarbeck. Last reply by Chris Jun 24. 15 Replies

Donald Trump, because there is no god.

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Mexican Flag From Trump Tower in Canada

Started by Mrs.B. Last reply by Mrs.B Aug 23, 2018. 4 Replies

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Begging

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The Stand-up Comedy Clip Thread

Started by A Former Member. Last reply by Chris Nov 5, 2016. 10 Replies

Post your favorite stand-up comedian skits here. No limits on content, but if it is NSFW please say so. I like the old-timers.   Here's a Phyllis Diller impersonator.    Continue

Tags: humor, comedians, stand-up, comedy

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5 Absolutely Bananas Ways Criminal Cases Got Solved

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Comment by Stephen yesterday

Serves the Bishop right. Judge lest thee be judged. 

Comment by Onyango Makagutu on Wednesday

Hahaha. The bishop went looking for death

Comment by Mrs.B on Tuesday

A pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the next race, and it won again.

The local newspaper read: PASTOR’S ASS OUT FRONT.

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.

The next day, the local newspaper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR’S ASS.

This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.

The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.

The Bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.

The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.

This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.

The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.

The Bishop was buried the next day.

The moral of the story is:

Being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery and even shorten your life. So be yourself and enjoy life. You’ll be a lot happier and live longer!

Comment by Mrs.B on Monday

Yeah, she was sure huffing, & puffing.

Comment by Stephen on Monday

The Pandas are adorable, that poor zookeeper.

Comment by Mrs.B on Sunday

Ok Jesus goes to a motel , walks to the check in counter throws three long nails down and says “ can you put me up for the night? “

Comment by Mrs.B on November 15, 2019 at 3:33pm

Love them.

Comment by Davy on November 15, 2019 at 3:28pm

The're funny little buggers 

Comment by Mrs.B on November 14, 2019 at 5:52pm

Cleaning up fall leaves is soooooooo much work!!!!

Comment by Mrs.B on November 9, 2019 at 3:16pm

Cute.

 

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