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1. A Socialist wrote the Pledge of Allegiance.
2. Jesus healed the sick and helped the poor, for free. [...]
6. The Founding Fathers were liberals.
7. Fascism is a right-wing trait. [...]
10. Reagan raised taxes eleven times as President.
11. Reagan legalized abortion as Governor of California.
12. Nixon created the Environmental Protection Agency.
13. Ronald Reagan supported gun control. [...]
24. Hate is not a Christian virtue. [...]
26. Republicans spend MORE money than Democrats. [...]
29. The Constitution is the law, NOT the Bible.
30. Sharia law doesn’t exist in America.
31. The President is NOT a Muslim.
32. Corporations are NOT people. People are people.
33. Fox News isn’t real news, it’s just a racist, sexist, hateful, right-wing propaganda machine.
34. The Federal Reserve was a Republican idea.
35. Women are equal citizens who deserve equal rights. [...]
37. Abortion is a relevant medical procedure, just ask Rick Santorum.
38. Please use spell check.
39. It’s “pundit”, not “pundint”.
40. Social Security is solvent through 2038. [...]
42. Roe v. Wade was a bipartisan ruling made by a conservative leaning Supreme Court. [...]
45. Barack Obama ordered the killing of Osama Bin Laden. It took him two and half years to do what Bush couldn’t do in eight. [...]
47. 9/11 happened on George W. Bush’s watch, therefore he did NOT keep America safe. [...]
49. Separation of church and state is in the Constitution, it’s called the First Amendment.
50. Muslims are protected by the Constitution, just as much as Christians. [...]
53. America is a nation of immigrants, therefore we are all anchor babies.
54. The white race isn’t disappearing, it’s evolving. [...]
56. Evolution is real.
57. The Earth is 4.54 billion years old, not 6,000.
58. The Founding Fathers did not free the slaves.
59. The Revolution was NOT fought over slavery.
60. Paul Revere warned the Americans, NOT the British.
61. Federal law trumps state law.
62. The Civil War was about slavery, NOT state’s rights.
63. Corporations care more about profits than they do about people.
64. Getting out of a recession requires government spending.
65. Glenn Beck is a nut-job. [...]
67. Republicans don’t want to pay for your birth control, but they want you to pay for their Viagra.
68. Republicans actually NEED Viagra.
69. Fox News is owned by an Australian and has a Saudi prince as an investor.
70. Republicans complain about immigrants taking American jobs, then freely give American jobs to foreigners overseas. [...]
72. Labor unions built this country. [...]
77. Republicans only care about children BEFORE they are born. [...]
82. Churches should stay out of politics, or be taxed. [...]
88. The current corporate tax rate is the lowest in 60 years, so stop whining about it being too high. [...]
98. Republicans say teachers are union thugs, then proceed to rape and mug the entire middle class on behalf of corporations.
99. Republicans think rape isn’t a crime, but miscarriages are.
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Good list! Hahaha

227. The US needs a new constitution.

69 Fox news is owned by an Ex-Australian who gave his Australian citizenship to take up US citizenship because only Americans can own American companies outright not non-citizens.

but otherwise funny.

My favorites:

53. America is a nation of immigrants, therefore we are all anchor babies. (I'm an immigrant, a naturalized citizen, so I guess I'm biased)

67. Republicans don’t want to pay for your birth control, but they want you to pay for their Viagra.

If you like 67, then you must like 68. =)

I thought 68 was a bit sexist, it excluded Republican women!! Haha!

There's a major omission in this list. Did anyone notice that almost every terrorist we've seen in this world since the disappearance of anarchist and nationalist/separatist terrorism (say, in the last 30 years) could rightfully be labeled a... conservative of sorts?

That is CORRECT!

101. The more a conservative politician lectures audiences about family values, the more likely he's cheating on his wife.

possibly with a male escort from Rent-A-Boy

That's 101b: The more a conservative politician lectures audiences on the perils of homosexuality...

Excellent. =)

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