Thoracic Retrograde Upward Migratory Peristalsis is a serious disability affecting billionaire politicians that causes them to spontaneously excrete out the wrong end. Symptoms can be exacerbated by stressful situations like having to speak in front of a rally, or a diet consisting entirely of fast food. Please help spread awareness so that one day we can find a cure for T.R.U.M.P.
It happens to all politicians that talk shit
Maybe we should buy stock in toilet tissue.
There isn't enough paper in the whole world.
Yeah, probably not.